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Krampug is quite adorable. But if it opens its mouth and a Gene Simmons tongue periscopes out, I'm retracting that opinion.
Krampug is quite adorable. But if it opens its mouth and a Gene Simmons tongue periscopes out, I'm retracting that opinion.
Okay, so it's not a Krampus pic, but the UFOs decorating the forest is my favorite image used every year.
Out of curiosity (honestly, not a complaint, just a question) -- how come the top images change so often during the holidays? It seems like sometimes we get 3 different pics a day. Isn't keeping up with the changes exhausting?
Not that I wouldn't put it past Mac to be cackling malevolently somewhere while sliding hideous Krampii onto our screens.
We also heard the same gruesome tale every year about three boys being sold to the butcher, cut up and stored in brine, before being revived by St Nicholas. And patched together in the right order, I suppose.
Exactly that. The story never went into specifics, i.e. we were never told if the kids were super-glued back together, or if St Nick used the goold ol' thread and needle method, or, dunno, double-sided tape or something. And obviously, there's"Now, St Nick SAID he put them all together right, but I swear to God, Jimmy's got Billy's right arm."
"Momma, how long've I had this birthmark?"
"Since you got Jimmy's right buttcheek, baby."
I'm sensing a business opportunity here.Heh. The guy in Krampus's basket today doesn't look properly terrified. He looks like he's pressed Krampus into service to provide him with a ride to wherever he's going.