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- Jun 25, 2010
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Krampug is quite adorable. But if it opens its mouth and a Gene Simmons tongue periscopes out, I'm retracting that opinion.
Out of curiosity (honestly, not a complaint, just a question) -- how come the top images change so often during the holidays? It seems like sometimes we get 3 different pics a day. Isn't keeping up with the changes exhausting?
We also heard the same gruesome tale every year about three boys being sold to the butcher, cut up and stored in brine, before being revived by St Nicholas. And patched together in the right order, I suppose.
Exactly that. The story never went into specifics, i.e. we were never told if the kids were super-glued back together, or if St Nick used the goold ol' thread and needle method, or, dunno, double-sided tape or something. And obviously, there's"Now, St Nick SAID he put them all together right, but I swear to God, Jimmy's got Billy's right arm."
"Momma, how long've I had this birthmark?"
"Since you got Jimmy's right buttcheek, baby."