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YAY! It has begun.
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KRAMPUS IS BACK! KRAMPUS IS BACK!

A small, less-than-terrifying Krampus! This is wonderful! (Because we know the horned, odd-footed, windsock-tongued horror is on his way. Enjoy the lack of goosebumps while it lasts.)
 

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Nuthin' says Xmas like Krampus!
 

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*Leaves a trail of Fruitcake crumbs that lead to a bear trap*

Krampus, Krampus,
Oh, how I hate thee!
 
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Now, now, Lavern, aren't you supposed to be kind to all things?

Though, come to think of it, turning the other cheek to a Krampus would probably end up with the turnee getting bit in the ass.
 

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I like things that serve a useful purpose. Hail, Krampus!



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Hurrah! The Christmas UFOs are back! They're my favourites.

Er, I have to keep this Krampus-related? Mmm, maybe Krampus is in the UFOs? (Gives you a good view of naughty/nice ratios, plus the aliens are ninja-experts on sneaking into the upper-level floors of houses. Krampus's one hoof gives him troubles in that regard.)
 

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Hurrah! The Christmas UFOs are back! They're my favourites.

Er, I have to keep this Krampus-related? Mmm, maybe Krampus is in the UFOs? (Gives you a good view of naughty/nice ratios, plus the aliens are ninja-experts on sneaking into the upper-level floors of houses. Krampus's one hoof gives him troubles in that regard.)

Totally makes sense!
 

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I don't get the whole Krampus thing. Kind of like I don't get the whole April Fool's thing. Or a lot of things that all you "In" people here do that I"m out of the loop on.

You need to get out of Wisconsin, Ed. I could find a small room for you in Marquette.
 

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It's not really what the "in" people do, Ed. It's mostly me and the rest of the weirdos who hang around here a lot (err...like YOU), and I've never been one of the "In" crowd in my life. :)
 

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Mac's right, Ed, but the Marquette offer is still open. They have pasties, you know.
 

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Sorry, Krampus gave all the pasties to the aliens in the spaceships. You gotta go to Ishpeming.
 

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Oh, Krampus!

AW taught me that Krampus is a thing. (Seriously, I had no idea before lurking 'round here.)

So earlier this month, I told my wife all about the joy that is Krampus. She agrees that he's the best part of Christmas.
 

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Dashing through the snow
In a Krampus-guided sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Shrieking all the way!
Chains on Krampus clank
(and) Make bad children plead:
O Krampus dear, don't beat us please
And we'll do all good deeds!

Krampus tongue
Krampus switch
Making children fear
Punishments await the bad
As they try to run away.
Krampus grabs
Krampus laughs
(and) Tucks them in his sack
Behave, or be next to live
In terror on Christmas Day!

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LOOK, IT'S SANTA! IT'S SANTA ON HIS SLEIGH! UP AT THE TOP OF THE SITE, IT'S...

...it's not Santa. **flees, shrieking**
 

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