The Top Ten

[luxintenebrae]

6. Everything I Do (I Do It for You)

 

[Puddle Jumper]

7. You are so beautiful to me

 

[PattiTheWicked]

8. "At This Moment" by Billy Vera

 

[eldragon]

9. I am stretched on your grave by Sineod O'Connnor

 

[Puddle Jumper]

10. And I Will Always Love You

Top 10 tv sit-coms:

1. Full House

 

[kristie911]

2. Home Improvement

 

[FlyByNight]

3) Cheers

I was going to say Manimal, but I don't think that they intended it to be funny.

 

[luxintenebrae]

4. Friends

 

[eldragon]

5. Roseanne

 

[luxintenebrae]

6. Everybody Loves Raymond!

 

[Forbidden Snowflake]

7. Scrubs!

 

[robeiae]

8. Hardball with Chris Mathews

 

[eldragon]

9. Ally McBeal

 

[luxintenebrae]

10. Seinfeld

Top 10 Most Creative Excuses for Getting out of a Traffic Ticket

1. My wand backfired and accidentally turned my foot to lead.

 

[poetinahat]

2. Aw, come on, Officer, I nearly had the high score!

 

[FlyByNight]

3) The "HOT DOUGHNUT" light is on at Krispy Kreme.

 

[robeiae]

4. Did you drop that hundred?

 

[luxintenebrae]

5. I should warn you that Stephen King got his inspiration for Carrie from me, and I'm starting to feel particularly upset right now....

 

[eldragon]

6. I was on my way to church.

 

[Puddle Jumper]

7. "Bees! There are bees everywhere!" (Tommy Boy scene)

 

[PattiTheWicked]

8. I think I'm in labor. Can you write my ticket after I get to the hospital please?

 

[eldragon]

9. Was that Osama Bin Laden in the car that just passed?

 

[sacredmime]

10. If I go slower than 95mph, a random bus in the city will explode!

Top 10 rejected Dwarf names for that Snow White story:

1. Poopy

 

[eldragon]

2. Smelly

 

[Annabella]

3. Tall-y