The Never Ending Story/5 word

[Lavern08]

Colleyville in the pouring rain.

 

[iLion]

The damn sunroof was stuck

 

[flyingtart]

which meant that whenever he

 

[Nightfly]

came to a stop water

 

[Lavern08]

from the sunroof would splash

 

[Snowstorm]

onto his shiny leather upholstery

 

[Lavern08]

which caused him to have

 

[iLion]

headaches and anger from stress

 

[Nightfly]

. Murder. Slaughter would calm him.

 

[iLion]

He took up his axe

 

[Snowstorm]

and looked for a ShamWow

 

[flyingtart]

but from where he sat

 

[Snowstorm]

a woman wearing a soft

 

[Lavern08]

lambskin skirt and silk blouse

 

[Nightfly]

saw his lunatic expression and

 

[Snowstorm]

ran screaming into the night.

 

[Lavern08]

He took off behind her

 

[Snowstorm]

. A dog lurking in the

 

[iLion]

bushes nearby, lunged out, and

 

[Snowstorm]

sank its teeth into his

 

[iLion]

once substantial manhood, which only

 

[Snowstorm]

withdrew deeper into his groin.

 

[Nightfly]

"RrAhhh, Bitch!" He growled and

 

[Snowstorm]

swung his leg to kick

 

[flyingtart]

the fierce foul-breathed fido