The Great Big AW Caption Competition

[alleycat]

Having to live on fixed incomes means many of our seniors can't afford expensive eyeglass repairs and have to make do as best they can.

 

[giftedrhonda]

It wasn't until Ethel and Maury actually experienced an "angry pirate" that they finally understood what it meant.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Pete and Carrie: The twilight years.

 

[alleycat]

(with apologizes to giftedrhonda)

Johnny Depp and Kira Knightley practice their upcoming roles in Pirates of the Caribbean XXVI.

 

[Carrie in PA]

Pete and Carrie: The twilight years.

HEY!!!!

 

[robeiae]

Pete and Carrie: The twilight years.

Winner!

Next picture...

 

[alleycat]

Brad and Angelina fondly remember the day they first met. At the time, people said it would never last.

 

[dpaterso]

Look, our pupils are dilating! Theodore demonstrates his "pocket pool" technique while his slave Nancy prefers a more blatant method of pleasuring herself in public.

-Derek

 

[BenPanced]

Earl: "I gotta hand it to ya. Get it? 'Eye'? 'I'?"
Earline: "I don't get it."

 

[SpookyWriter]

I missed my last period.

 

[clockwork]

Martin agreed that Ethel's latest effort at making pullovers made from the couch fabric warranted only one course of action - self-blinding.

 

[MidnightMuse]

Heeding the call to action, Ethel and Frank each pressed the secret button, turning them instantly into: The Old People! Slower than molasses. Able to break hips in a single bound. Testing denture cream the world over.

 

[clockwork]

Ready for another? Captions, please, for--

 

[Kevin Yarbrough]

"Damn it Earl! I told you you took to much Viagra. Now you got it in both of our eyes."

"It's your fault Edna. I told you to take the dentures out. That poligrip holds more than just your teeth in and that damn denture cleaner crap you use begins to burn after a while."

"I didn't think you would go so fast."

"Well, if you haven't had any since Eisenhower was president what do you think would happen."

 

[SpookyWriter]

So this is management?

 

[Meerkat]

Not having read his contract carefully, semi-successful AW member meerkat contemplates the full meaning of "paid in copy or little cars."

 

[clockwork]

No matter how many times he tried it, the plot of The Fast and the Furious just didn't make sense.

 

[Carrie in PA]

"How the hell am I going to get in there?"

 

[MidnightMuse]

Bill Gates Jr. contemplates the 3-d rendering of his virtual garage, pointing to the selection he'd most likely have driven, if people still drove.

 

[Carrie in PA]

Hmmm... Ooooooooooone, twwwwwwoooooo, threeeeeeee

CRAP! I lost count!

Ooooooooooooonnnnee, twwwwwwooooooo....

 

[robeiae]

Not understanding why the Thundercats tv show had been cancelled, a young PeeDee thought long and hard on the many ironies of life.

 

[Little Red Barn]

Simon Says...Touch your nose

 

[K1P1]

I wonder if that little guy is ever coming out...

 

[clockwork]

After replaying the incident for three hours straight, Malcolm realised once and for all - that bitch did cut him off.

 

[rhymegirl]

(picture of dude with little cars)

"One...two...um....what comes next?"