You're out of your tree...
- Jul 23, 2011
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The true Dark Souls starts here, where ancient Lords of Christmas past arise to bring good cheer.
"Doc Schund's Delivery Dogs" couldn't compete with Amazon for speed or efficiency, but had Jeff Bezos beat hands down for cuteness.
The dancing might have been abandoned, but even after 70 years of marriage, the Vaudeville team of Hiram and Harriet still sing their theme song, "I Only Have Eye for You", complete with their patented musical gestures.
Gunther 'snappy dresser' Cromer and his wife, 'Horizontal Stripe' Helga, recount the great suspender disaster of 1938, when Abe's braces suddenly let loose during a passionate embrace, causing each to be struck in one eye.
Polly: "One of these things doesn't belong here...oh, wait...yeah, me..."
Yar, a pygmy parrot! Smart enough to know the real booty is sugar, not gold.