The Great Big AW Caption Competition

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Guess I'm too late for the first caption, but this is what I thought of.

Aww, the love dust is still in our eyes after all these years!...
 
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Herb: "I poked out THIS eye."

Ethel: "Well, I poked out THIS eye."
 
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"No Eye for That Queer Guy"
 

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If I paint this one blue, put on a few decals, can I join the NASCAR race too! Huh? Can I?
 

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The latest gadget from "Q" Division required only two droplets of water to transform it into a full-sized pursuit vehicle complete with machine-guns and hydrofoils.

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Republican thinktank strategist Kyle Fox tries to figure out a way to count Matchbox cars as a positive statistic in George Bush's automotive alternative energy program.
 

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The cars could only distract him for so long. Sooner or later Eric would have to deal with the fact that he had glued his hand to his face.
 

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President-elect Billy Thrilly agonizes over protocol, when trying to assign appropriate spaces for vehicles in his ignagural parade.
 

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Old couple:

"I'm With Stupid."

Cars:

Slow play hampered this year's Daytona 500 Chess Tournament. Next year, the organisers announced, they will go back to using traditional pieces.
 

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With massive annual losses taking their toll on Detroit automakers, the once famed concept cars continue to be less and less of a draw at the Auto Show.
 

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Captions please--

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Note - a smaller version of the pic is posted below if you want to quote it.
 

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With the Bush economy booming, New York City was able to buy every bum in the city their own suit, cell phone and subway car. Irving Kramer, politically connected via his brother, a token booth clerk, was able to wrangle a car on a prestigious el train route.
 

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Yeah, I checked. Twice. They ain't here. Just this old 'lectric . . . Wait a minute. . . . Yeah, I found 'em. They're all sucked up in this here shaver. You want I should bring 'em in?

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You never know how lonely your life can be till you take up dancing cheek to cheek with an Oreo.
 

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In a MINUTE, Keanu. I'm on the PHONE here!
 

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NY Post celebrity gossip columnist Moe "Moe" Cumstein quickly realized
his 7 train beat was not going to be his ticket to the Pulitzer.
 

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