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Having to live on fixed incomes means many of our seniors can't afford expensive eyeglass repairs and have to make do as best they can.
 

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It wasn't until Ethel and Maury actually experienced an "angry pirate" that they finally understood what it meant.
 

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Pete and Carrie: The twilight years.
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Johnny Depp and Kira Knightley practice their upcoming roles in Pirates of the Caribbean XXVI.
 

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Brad and Angelina fondly remember the day they first met. At the time, people said it would never last.
 

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Look, our pupils are dilating! Theodore demonstrates his "pocket pool" technique while his slave Nancy prefers a more blatant method of pleasuring herself in public.

-Derek
 

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Martin agreed that Ethel's latest effort at making pullovers made from the couch fabric warranted only one course of action - self-blinding.
 

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Heeding the call to action, Ethel and Frank each pressed the secret button, turning them instantly into: The Old People! Slower than molasses. Able to break hips in a single bound. Testing denture cream the world over.
 
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Kevin Yarbrough

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"Damn it Earl! I told you you took to much Viagra. Now you got it in both of our eyes."

"It's your fault Edna. I told you to take the dentures out. That poligrip holds more than just your teeth in and that damn denture cleaner crap you use begins to burn after a while."

"I didn't think you would go so fast."

"Well, if you haven't had any since Eisenhower was president what do you think would happen."
 

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No matter how many times he tried it, the plot of The Fast and the Furious just didn't make sense.
 

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Bill Gates Jr. contemplates the 3-d rendering of his virtual garage, pointing to the selection he'd most likely have driven, if people still drove.
 

Carrie in PA

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Hmmm... Ooooooooooone, twwwwwwoooooo, threeeeeeee

CRAP! I lost count!

Ooooooooooooonnnnee, twwwwwwooooooo....
 

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I wonder if that little guy is ever coming out...
 

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After replaying the incident for three hours straight, Malcolm realised once and for all - that bitch did cut him off.
 

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"One...two...um....what comes next?"
 
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