Re: May the Schwartz be with you
It's my industrial strength hair dryer,
and I can't live without it!
"We are gathered on this most joyous occasion to witness Princess Vespa,daughter of King Roland, going right past the altar, heading down the ramp and out the door"
"Careful you idiot I said across her nose, not UP IT!" "Sorry, Sir, I'm doing my best." "Who made that man a gunner?" "I did, Sir,he's my cousin." "Who's he?" "He's an @#%$ sir" "I know that. What's his name?" "That is his name sir, @#%$, Major @#%$" "And his cousin?" "He's an @#%$ too, Sir, Gunner's Mate, First Class, Phillip @#%$." "How many @#%$ we got on this ship anyhow?" "YO!" "I knew it, i'm surrounded by @#%$!":ssh
:hail mighty spaceballs.
I appologize to those with taste.
edit: my mother has ordered me to change the bad words that slipped through ez's automatic bad word elimination. However I would like to point out I didn't come up with this, I am not calling anyone those not nice words and if she should digitally wash out anyones mouth out it should be Mel Brooks. I would also like to say that it was her father who introduced me to it, so it's entirely her fault for letting me hang out with my grandpa.