Royalty for a Week, and Shameless The Rest of The Time (Volume IV)

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I hope the Royals (as well as our Queen, of course) recover from the earth tremor and find the castle's new location.
 
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I just regret I forgot to launch him from the catapult before I passed on the crown this last time.


My Queen, a gift for you of 50 yr old Glenfiditch, to assist your "girl talk":
 
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It is a better gift than you have been giving them, Prince Porter. Go ahead, be my guest. ;)
 

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I'm here! I'm here! At least for the moment I'm here.....

Sorry I've been absent. This is the running-est week I've had in ages. Been into town every day this week, and have to go again tomorrow! I hate going into town.
 

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Mornin' Amby ... hope the sun shines on you today.

Mornin' Royals.

That dungeon sure is a mess of splinters. It was starting to feel comfy.
 

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Good grief! I had to stumble around a bit to find the new palace. I never know what's going on. :D

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That dungeon sure is a mess of splinters. It was starting to feel comfy.


Splinters? Hmmph
I'll have you know those are imported bamboo slivers.

But you're going to have to wash your feet before I shove them under those toenails. Ack! :tongue


*collapses in chair*
I need more hands. There is no way I can hold more than two bottles at once. Martha and Leon get to the bottles first, and Elijah jumps all over me wanting his bottle.
 

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Good morning, beloved castlemates! Sorry for my late rising, but Madame de Plume and I are recovering from our evening, wherein we imbibed all of your alcoholic gifts and passed out.

My attention to you will be less ardent today, sadly, as I prepare for visits from the royal family, which will require, um, let's call it oversight, of all bathroom cleaning, linen washing and feast preparation.

(I think I'd rather pull teeth, but anyway.)

I hope all of you are filled with good fortune today and that your writing endeavors flourish. Go about your tasks knowing your queen adores you!
 

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I need more hands. There is no way I can hold more than two bottles at once. Martha and Leon get to the bottles first, and Elijah jumps all over me wanting his bottle.

If I remember the secret correctly, you place one bottle against your side and pin it with your arm, then hold the other two. Though you need to be stronger than the kids. :)
 

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If I remember the secret correctly, you place one bottle against your side and pin it with your arm, then hold the other two. Though you need to be stronger than the kids. :)

:D
The wimpy little plastic pop bottles are hard to hold onto.
 

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If I remember the secret correctly, you place one bottle against your side and pin it with your arm, then hold the other two. Though you need to be stronger than the kids. :)

The real secret is to finish one, wipe your lips, then start on the next one.
 

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Well good morning...er...afternoon.
*squints at sun*
I must thank Princess Ambrosia and Prince Porter for their generous gift of spirits. They very much aided the girl talk last night. Now, doth any of you have a cure for my headache?
 

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