Roadtrip - Postcards from Death by the Monster Hiding Under the Bed

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Iz ssssssssssssssscary in here. :shivers: I might need to go get the Rambo Yorkie for this one!
 

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Hey! Maybe this is the place to introduce my friend that I dug...uh, I mean drug up outta the basement....



Come on, don't be shy.




Now where'd he get to.





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Gah! Don't you Horror Hounds ever sweep the cobwebs? And I think I recognize those donuts from last year! OMG! Did one of those donuts move?
 

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Meet Gavin, everyone. He's 430 years old, needs to feed every 4 days and... oh, look! Today's one of those days. Yay! Now, who's complaining about spilled blood? Gavin's all ready to test everyone's blood to cross-check with the type dripped on the carpet.

Gents, loosen your collars. Just a sip is all that's necessary. There's a convenient vein in the back of your necks that your hair will just... about... cover. Afraid you'll just have to hope your SOs don't notice. No wussing out, please.

Ladies, if you'd strip to your undies? Gavin really prefers the saphenous vein on the inner thigh. The upper thigh. :e2brows: Jaycinth and Jeanne, your usual risque outfits will be fine. Soccer Mom, your overwhelming niceness is making Gavin salivate. If you'd step to the front of the line? Oh, and he approves of your lacy mini-skirt. Red was the perfect choice.

Haggis, Gavin asked me to tell you that he's saving you for last. He's worried about dog hair getting stuck in his fangs. Don't be nervous now. It'll only be a few... hours. :e2teeth:
 

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You didn't think you'd get out of the Horror forum without leaving a little something behind for us to remember them by, did you?

BTW, OFG, Gavin approves your avatar's dress. He's moved you to the next place in line...
 

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Now don't be keeping Haggis too long, Lily, not when there's blood to be cleaned up. Oh, hell! There, someone else is got into it. http://www.canada.com/windsorstar/news/story.html?id=b98fda58-7a0a-4fe2-b8ae-900e6aa34f72
 

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Meet Gavin, everyone. He's 430 years old, needs to feed every 4 days and... oh, look! Today's one of those days. Yay! Now, who's complaining about spilled blood? Gavin's all ready to test everyone's blood to cross-check with the type dripped on the carpet.

Gents, loosen your collars. Just a sip is all that's necessary. There's a convenient vein in the back of your necks that your hair will just... about... cover. Afraid you'll just have to hope your SOs don't notice. No wussing out, please.

Ladies, if you'd strip to your undies? Gavin really prefers the saphenous vein on the inner thigh. The upper thigh. :e2brows: Jaycinth and Jeanne, your usual risque outfits will be fine. Soccer Mom, your overwhelming niceness is making Gavin salivate. If you'd step to the front of the line? Oh, and he approves of your lacy mini-skirt. Red was the perfect choice.

Haggis, Gavin asked me to tell you that he's saving you for last. He's worried about dog hair getting stuck in his fangs. Don't be nervous now. It'll only be a few... hours. :e2teeth:


Um, tell Gavin I'm really rather sour and would taste bad. I need salt. I've been in the sun all weekend. I'm sure I taste like Coppertone. Kevin looks tasty.

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All Gavin will get out of me right now is dishwater. :D

I'll bet we can get out of this with minimal losses.

Let me think.

One total sacrifice should last us the whole week. I ask you, do we really need two mods for the horror forum?

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Gavin's heard all the excuses and seen all the fear--he's been around since the 1500s, folks.

Haggis, your "welcome" is appreciated, but hunger is hunger. Now be a good little doggie and the Lily might shave a patch of fur to make things easier for you. And Soccer Mom, he enjoys a range of flavors: sweet, salt, dead, dishwater. Variety is the spice of un-life, after all.

Nowhere to run, people. You DID come into the Horror forum of your own free will.

Mwhahahahahaha!