Roadtrip - Postcards from Death, by humor.

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Is this where we sink to fart jokes?

 

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

So!? I AM an ol' lady, y'know! I can't help it!

 

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Slip stream'd just drag it back in through the open windows in the back of the bus.

Oh! OH! I've got an idea! Let's send some of our favorite folks to the back of the bus...

 

[TrainofThought]

RT and Haggis were in a bar drinking a beer when Haggis pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter so he asked RT if he had one..

"I sure do," RT replied and reached into his pocket and pulled out a 10 inch Bic lighter.

"Wow!" said Haggis, "where did you get that monster."

"I got it from my genie."

"You have a genie?" he asked.

"Yes, he's right here in my pocket."

"Could I see him?"

RT reaches into his pocket and pulls out a very small genie.

Haggis says, "I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?"

"Yes I will," the genie said so Haggis asks him for a million bucks and the genie hops back into RT's pocket and leaves the man standing there waiting for his million bucks.

About this time, a duck walks into the bar followed by another. Then more ducks come pouring in and before long the entire bar has ducks everywhere.

Haggis says, "What is going on here, I asked for a million bucks not ducks!"

RT answers, "I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 10 inch Bic?"

 

[Jaycinth]

I think RT is going to make me do something with this thread on Sunday.

I also think that somewheere...there is a world that is flat, and they eat doughnuts there, too.

But they call them 'sprinks'.


I am capable of thinking a lot of things.

 

[Unique]

Sprinks - rhymes with drinks.

Yeah - what kind of donuts go with scotch?

 

[K1P1]

neat doughnuts

 

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Man, this traveling is hard on the back. These bus seats aren't very comfortable. Can we get some breakfast? Who's got the coffee...

Ooooo! Doughnuts!

 

[Haggis]

Man, this traveling is hard on the back. These bus seats aren't very comfortable. Can we get some breakfast? Who's got the coffee...

Ooooo! Doughnuts!

Are we there yet? Have we even left? Where are we going?

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Jay hasn't sent us packing yet?

 

[Haggis]

She must want us to stay here forever.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

She must want us to stay here forever.

Pfft. Yeah, some sociopath she is. I'm gonna report her to...is there a society or board of sociopaths?

 

[Haggis]

Pfft. Yeah, some sociopath she is. I'm gonna report her to...is there a society or board of sociopaths?

P&CE?

 

[Haggis]

We're still on this stupid bus, and I've gotta pee.

 

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Me, too!

Who's the bus driver, by the way? Maybe we could threaten to pee on his/her feet and we'd get some consideration here!

 

[Haggis]

Me, too!

Who's the bus driver, by the way? Maybe we could threaten to pee on his/her feet and we'd get some consideration here!

Nuh-uh. Not such a good idea. Jaycinth is driving. She's dangerous.

Let's go find RT instead.

 

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Jay's driving? How'd that happen?

 

[Rolling Thunder]

It appears Jay has fallen asleep at the wheel. But I think she'll get us to our next destination.

...

...

...

Sometime soon...

 

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

So... have we left yet? Where are we going? How long 'til we get there? What kinda food do they have? Are there people there? Who's going with us? Can we leave someone behind? I'm hungry! I gotta GO! Where's my purse? Anyone seen my bag?

 

[Haggis]

*looks out window*

We're not moving.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

*Looks out window, too*

No, we're not. Maybe we should watch some *TV*?

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Or a movie?

 

[Rolling Thunder]

Or throw a TV/Movie party?

 

[Haggis]

Bastid. You snuck in there before me.

 

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Guys... someone let all the air outta the tires.