Roadtrip - Postcards from Death by Angst

[Soccer Mom]

How about a nice margarita?

 

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Man, I had heartburn last night! Polish Cajun burritos... mojitos... milkbones... beer... Gah. I need a Tum[SUP]tm[/SUP].

 

[Robert Toy]

Hi, OFG *waves*

I was about to ask how you are doing...but you answered already...

I have some Malox, want some?

 

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

That'd probably do better than a Tum. How's one of my favorite cats this morning?

 

[Robert Toy]

Doing okay, slinking around causing no end of heartache...

 

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

At least you're active! I'm nursing a crick in my neck... I must've tried to wrestle my pillow the wrong way last night.

 

[Robert Toy]

Ooh..I did that over a week ago, it took me a good five days before I could turn my head without the "stab".

 

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Miserable feeling, that. Haven't had one in years. I don't know what I did to deserve being visited with this curse, but I'd sure never do it again if I knew what it was.

 

[Robert Toy]

I get mine when I curl up in a fetal positon with a pillow under my head...

 

[SpookyWriter]

At least you're active! I'm nursing a crick in my neck... I must've tried to wrestle my pillow the wrong way last night.

Are you sure it wasn't ole boy who you's wasn't resseling with?

 

[JenNipps]

How about a nice margarita?

Mmmm..... That sounds good.

Man, I had heartburn last night! Polish Cajun burritos... mojitos... milkbones... beer... Gah. I need a Tum[sup]tm[/sup].

Ditto, except mine was caused from beef jerky. lol.

At least you're active! I'm nursing a crick in my neck... I must've tried to wrestle my pillow the wrong way last night.

Two words for ya: Contour pillow!

Never again will I sleep with a regular pillow under my head.

 

[Haggis]

Shouldn't we be on our way? The anarchists are ignoring us. Maybe it's time to get other peeps to ignore us.

 

[SpookyWriter]

Maybe it's time to get other peeps to ignore us.

Wife? Children? Friends? Family? Co-workers? So many choices.

 

[Unique]

We still here?

What happened? The bus run out of gas or something? Are we going to the Foodie Thread? Mmmm... I likes vittles. Bring beer and sturgeon.


Got forks?

 

[Haggis]

*falls asleep in the back of the bus*

 

[Soccer Mom]

Shouldn't we be on our way? The anarchists are ignoring us. Maybe it's time to get other peeps to ignore us.

Good sire, I'll have you know there are NO anarchists in the Roundtable.

:sniff:

Merely good knights and their ladies who enjoy a good scholarly discussion of the woes of submissions or a tale of great angst.


But I've got snacks for the trip. Slim Jim? Oreo? Anyone need a Hi-C?

 

[san_remo_ave]

We still here?

What happened? The bus run out of gas or something? Are we going to the Foodie Thread? Mmmm... I likes vittles. Bring beer and sturgeon.


Got forks?

I'm back and have more Mojitos. I'm so happy they premix it now and I don't have to mess with simple syrup.... who wants one?

 

[san_remo_ave]

*falls asleep in the back of the bus*

*pinches Haggis while he's sleeping then moves away to pose innocently*

 

[Rolling Thunder]

We have a flat. Haggis was supposed to fix it but I think he snuck off somewhere to sleep.

 

[Robert Toy]

Haggis!!

Wake up and fix the damn flat.

 

[Robert Toy]

Anyone for pizza while we are waiting for Haggis to finish up?

 

[Ol' Fashioned Girl]

Are you sure it wasn't ole boy who you's wasn't resseling with?

I'm sure. I never mistake resseling with Ol' Boy as anything else.

Two words for ya: Contour pillow!

Never again will I sleep with a regular pillow under my head.

I had one of those about twenty years ago. I couldn't stand it... I like to wad my pillow up under my cheek. Those suckers don't wad.

I'm back and have more Mojitos. I'm so happy they premix it now and I don't have to mess with simple syrup.... who wants one?

I had my first Mojito last night! Mmmmm! But I did it from scratch... where's a mix?! What brand do I look for? Liquor or grocery store?

Anyone for pizza while we are waiting for Haggis to finish up?

Breakfast pizza? You bet!

 

[san_remo_ave]

I had my first Mojito last night! Mmmmm! But I did it from scratch... where's a mix?! What brand do I look for? Liquor or grocery store?

Bacardi just started making it and I found it at my local liquor store. Grocery store availability will likely vary depending on state/county/etc. Here in TN they cannot sell liquor & wine in the same store they sell beer. So the grocery store only carries beer.

It's good --very minty already so you don't even need to crush the leaves unless you want to. Enjoy!

 

[StoryG27]

Mmm. Mojito premix. This almost deserves its own thread.

Isn't Haggis done changing the tire yet? Man, I hope he's not crush under the spare tire again. Maybe we should assign someone else to be the tire changer.

 

[Rolling Thunder]

You make crushing Haggis sound like a bad thing.