Dammit, Tiddles, some of us were drinking that.*sneaks in and slips glitter into the scotch*
Dammit, Tiddles, some of us were drinking that.*sneaks in and slips glitter into the scotch*
*takes sip of drink**sneaks in and slips glitter into the scotch*
I'm only here to help.TED!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome back, darling. Thank you for the ice cream. I'll be serving you know a big bowl.
Reminds me of one time when I was in the local supermarket. I needed one cucumber, just one. Once the thought entered my mind of what the cashier might think of the purchase of one cucumber might be used for, I cracked up. You know, sometimes, you just get in a silly mood and find something funny, 10x funnier than it is. But it released endorphins, serotonin in my body and made me happy. And these days, anything that makes me happy is good.Jack be nibbles,
Jack be dip,
Jack turn into a carrot stick.
My son and his cousin were saying this whilst playing AOE and I thought it was quite good so just sharing.
(Okay. I'm avoiding writing a weekly report.)
Possibly, someone else came up with it first and it may be in a kids nonsense rhyme book for all I know.
Also, I am eating BREAK NUTS.
Yes, that is what they are called. The supermarket sells them and I find it amusing. Not quite as amusing as the time they were selling a chocolate bar called SALTY NUTS but I can't help it. It amuses me.
Challenge Accepted!...50m roll of aluminium foil...