About 20 years ago, we got a pair of kittens. Once they'd grown up a bit and become more nocturnal, I was trying to teach them to hop in and out of the always-left-open office window rather than yowling at the French doors in the middle of the night to come in or go out. Peanut caught on right away, but Troll still expected room service.
So, 5 am, dawn light breaking on a hot summer morn. Troll's yowling her head off on the deck. I, wearing my nighttime nothing, get up, go out on the deck, grab Troll, and plan to thrust her through the open window by way of training. Then I see a car driving very slowly, erratically, past the house, with the driver, our next door neighbour, staring at me. I try to use Troll to cover boobs. No, crotch. No, boobs. Troll's not big enough to be even a child's bikini, let alone half of one for me. So, yep, there's me, on the porch, wearing nothing but a cat.
The next day, there's a For Sale sign in front of their house.
Go me.