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underthecity said:
Oh yes, the superglue guy. God help whatever actor gets chosen for that role (although after reading the book, who's going to volunteer?). If the writer/director wants method acting, he may want the actor to actually squirt six ounces of superglue in his mouth. The author swore he knew where to find some.

Just keep the poison control hotline ready, and maybe the number for the hospital's morgue, too.

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Maybe someone who lost on Fear Factor will sign on. I sure hope they get the shot in one take.
 

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The props department would be having fun building the tension heater.

(JBuchanan is reading this and planning a re-butt-al as we speak)

...
 

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Celia, here's what you do. Write two steamy, lurid pages on whoever the heroine is, her repressed sapphic urges, sensual exhibitionist tendencies, florid, exploring fingers tinged with feminine lust in naked orgies of carnal experimentation...

And then when he says "Holy ****, yes!", say "Actually, I don't want the part after all. Bye!"
 
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scarletpeaches said:
Dawno, the tears are irrigating down my face at the very thought.

Other than tears do you use any other product? I was using OxiFlo 2 EC (oxyfluorfen, a pre- and postemergence herbicide for use in vegetables. OxiFlo 2 EC is comparable to Goal 2 XL, using the same active ingredient in a similar 2 pound per gallon emulsifiable concentrate formulation.) but I found it clogs my pores.
 

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Celia Cyanide said:
What a great idea, Richard! Unfortunately, I don't have a photo to go along with that, like my trapese artist idea, but...whatever... :)
That's what PhotoShop is for! :banana:
 
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Dawno said:
Other than tears do you use any other product? I was using OxiFlo 2 EC (oxyfluorfen, a pre- and postemergence herbicide for use in vegetables. OxiFlo 2 EC is comparable to Goal 2 XL, using the same active ingredient in a similar 2 pound per gallon emulsifiable concentrate formulation.) but I found it clogs my pores.

Okay, now my head hurts.
 
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I should add I am now experiencing the kind of hurt I have never before experienced.
 

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scarletpeaches said:
I should add I am now experiencing the kind of hurt I have never before experienced.

The real question is, I guess, were your tears really making your face more suitable for agricultural purposes? :)
 

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Dawno is sort of our resident Cliff Claven. Far cuter, to be sure, but still Cliff Claven... ...

Scarlet, your pain resonated with me. Like, shitloads. I totally dug the pain, yo.

And Maestro, didn't anyone tell you? Pauly Shore is Dead
 

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While I may spout facts like Cliff, at least my facts are real and attributed! I'm trying to decide if I'm hurt enough about this appellation to storm out of the thread in a huff. Or snit. Maybe a huffy snit. Snitty huff? Where did those words come from anyway and what do they mean....


::wanders off to Wikipedia::
 

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No huffy snits, no sniffy huts. No strange Dr. Suess pouting. Anyway, I called you cute, that negates me calling you Cliff Claven.

(And I happen to think that John Ratzenberger is a genius of a man)

(and I think it's probably more sad that I know who played Cliff just like that, off the top of my head)
 

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Dawno said:
While I may spout facts like Cliff, at least my facts are real and attributed! I'm trying to decide if I'm hurt enough about this appellation to storm out of the thread in a huff. Or snit. Maybe a huffy snit. Snitty huff? Where did those words come from anyway and what do they mean....

Woah! Tensions sure are heated in here!
 
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