Your Genial Uncle
I'm really leery of posting phone numbers on the web, even if we're just copying what someone else posted elsewhere.
Autogrphed copy of Shebang!
by Korede Abayomi
Hello. I am the author of Shebang!
You have to check this book out. It's everything you need to know about the modern world. As of last week, Shebang! was auctioned tobe made into a movie by the True Fiction filmz, LLC. But in order for the for the production to move ahead, the producer (darren VanCleave) need Shebang! to generate at least another 100,000 fans in a period of the next six months, that way he will be comfortable enough to start with the pre-production (site-screening and film-directing) out of his own pocket.
Faced with this dilemna, i came about a brilliant idea on how to increase sales of the book, by autographing all the remaining first-edition copies of Shebang!, and paying out the readers (you) a rate of $3.00 everytime you refer somebody else to get their own autographed copy of Shebang!, BEFORE IT'S MADE INTO A MOVIE.
Imagine holding a great piece of work in your hand, one that came directly from the creator's hand (signature). To get a copy, or simply read through the sample chapters, go to this personalized page; http://wix.com/koredeabayomi/koredeabayomi
Find out how you can get $3.00 every time you buy or sell a copy of Shebang!. To become an affiliate apply here; http://www.trafficwave.net/lcp/koredeabayomi/MatrixBusters
I hope to you hear from you. Take care.
- Korede Abayomi
Hello. I am the administrator of Amazon Book Clubs.
Darren VanCleave's True Fiction Filmz, a film production and distribution powerhouse is partnered with Hand Picked Films to focus on feature films with budgets under $10 million with the assistance of Hand Picked Films. Hand Picked Films focuses on large budget films. True Fiction principle Darren VanCleave and Hand Picked Films principle Michel Shane, have established themselves as two of the motion picture industry's premier independent producers. In the last few years, they have worked with the likes of Stephen Spielberg, Leonardo Di Caprio, Tom Hanks, Will Smith, Chevy Chase, Burt Reynolds, and others.
Amazon Book Clubs Affiliate Program
Amazon Book Clubs seeks to add Digital Media Specialists to our Marketing and Public Relations Team to coordinate social media presence online, with video and mobile marketing. This position will help develop, design, and implement public relations marketing and sales strategies that will influence public opinion and promote our Companies' image. Thereby increasing your profit - via the promo code your customers used to purchase from us....
This is a virtual job, and payments will be based on successful leads (your promo code commissions).
ParaDon Books Publishing seeks to add Digital Media Specialists to our Marketing and Public Relations Team to coordinate social media presence, online, video and mobile marketing; design, prepare, and deliver publications, graphics, promotional materials and sales literature in a variety of formats to include digital (web-based, video, social media) and audio. This position will help develop, design and implement public relations, marketing and sales strategies that will influence public opinion and promote our Companies' image.
This is a virtual job, and payments will be based on successful leads (commissions).
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Amazon Book Clubs is a registered trademark protected under the Governing Laws of Montana States, U.S.A.
Copyright © 2013
Because of our growing affiliation with book store owners and online reviewers, we have extend our services to include Book-Signing Events; meaning that we can now schedule writers for a one-on-one (hot author-on-reader action!) appearance with their local fans / buyers at their nearest bookstores and libraries. Leave it to us to handle all the advertisement online (AmazonLocal, Groupon, Uniiverse, Craiglist etc) as well as offline (Hastings, Barnes&Noble, Powell's etc). The cost for this service is $350, and the writer must grant us the permission to promote and market the proposed AUTOGRAPHED copy of their book title. We will fulfill orders, sort out customers by their residencies, and have the writer (YOU) sign the books either at the Book-Signing event or at your own pace.
We work on a First Come First Serve Bases.
Your book title(s) will also be announce throughout all of our social media networks, featured on this website, introduced to hundreds of book clubs, book reviewers, book store owners, literary agents, editors, publishers, expert bloggers, and permanently added to our book categories.
We have integrated Supermarket Advertising Solutions to our services. Advertise where it counts. Do you want your book in front of 400,000+ viewers? Do you want your book cover to be advertise throughout the United States major supermarkets like ALBERTSONS, FOOD-4-LESS, KMART, RANCHO SAN MIGUEL AIRPORT, SHOP-RITE, ACME MARKET, etc?
THIS IS NOT A JOKE. We will design color coupons that will be printed directly on the back of the register receipt paper running in the supermarket cash registers that we choose is the closest to your location. The coupon, which will handed to payed consumers in the supermarket, will include your book title(s) and your upcoming book-signing events closest to the area, thereby putting you directly into the hands of your potential customers.
We will print 100,000 coupons per month for each title, for a total duration of six months; that's less than $10 per one thousand exposures. Engage interesting readers, and let them brag about you before buying your book (I certainly wouldn't want to have boring readers bragging about me).
We will also include all of our other services with this order. meaning that we will schedule for a book-signing, draw readers to you, get you featured everywhere, and make you a best-selling writer, for a total of $4,500.
Since trademark operates at the Federal level, it appears our scammers are ignorant of trademark law. No surprise.Anyway, back on topic. The ABC website now reads:
...which I suppose is a step in the right direction. But I'm mystified by the lengths ABC has gone to in order to protect its trademark:
'Governing Laws of Montana States'?!
I just assume it's a contact address. Whether there is an actual "Judd Miller" who will get the mail is another matter.Are we meant to assume that 'Judd Miller' is the designer of that trademark? Because it's identical to a free download by Christine Vogensen available here:
There's also a promotional video in which someone draws a copy of that same image.
I'd say that's likely.I wonder if these dubious 'author promotion' schemes from from Amazon Book Clubs are the ones Celina M is referring to on LinkedIn:
One can hope not, but I'm out of patience with fools. If anyone has, all I can say is "That's what you get for being stupid. A quick Google before shelling out should have given you more than enough 'run away!'" cues. If you ignored them, or worse, didn't search first, serves you right."Still working on a First Come, First Serve Bases, I see. And thank goodness they made it clear that the inspired 'your book on the back of a supermarket receipt' scheme IS NOT A JOKE.
I really, REALLY hope no-one has paid these idiots $4,500 for such worthless services.
Possibly. A Google Image search returns a cached image from ParaDon's disabled site of someone who is theoretically Celina Marka.I also wonder if anyone has seen Korede Abayomi and Celina Marka together.
I send slides (now CD's) to a publisher and if they liked them they buy them, if not, they just return them.
A Google Image search returns a cached image from ParaDon's disabled site of someone who is theoretically Celina Marka.
That's pretty much the way it is in real publishing too: You send material to a real publisher. If they like it they buy it, if they don't they return it.
It's only where the clueless and the scammers intersect that things get weird.