Historically, humans have loved making huge food, whether as a treat for a crowd to share or simply for shock and awe. The Bompas and Parr punch was actually based off of a historical event, when, in 1694, a British admiral wasn’t allowed to go home for the holidays. In revenge, he threw a Christmas party with military money that included a fountain of punch stirred by a child in a rowboat. In 1962, the Seattle World’s Fair unveiled a birthday cake for the fictional giant Paul Bunyan that weighed 25,000 pounds. Visitors could take home slices as souvenirs.
I don’t have the kitchen or the funds to whip up four tons of punch, but recently I was reminded of an old social media post where someone mused that the word Dorito implied the existence of a much larger chip called the Doro, because in Spanish the suffix -ito implies that something is small.
That got me thinking: What if I could make a Doro—and other large versions of very small foods? I solicited all kinds of ideas from my coworkers and friends. One person suggested making a large version of a cupcake (in other words, a regular cake). Someone else suggested a large gummy bear, but I didn't feel like going out and buying a super-sized gummy bear mold. What else could I use it for, after all?
In the end I decided on making an enormous Dorito, a massive chicken nugget, and, for dessert, a huge marshmallow. These three projects required a lot of creativity, special ingredients, and, in the case of the marshmallow, a ton of patience.
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