Ha ha ha, good one, Gail . . . however:
Wounded in my old heart of hearts
When Gail banned discussion of parts.
Got my new tungsten knee,
And hip, proud as can be,
So I’m boastful clear off of the charts!
The 'parts' that I had declared,
Are not those which with tungsten are paired.
I meant hiding the bits
Upon which one sits,
'Cos they shouldn't be publicly aired.
I'm still waiting for my super powers. I had the 2nd shot of Pfizer yesterday. And I'm bitterly disappointed. I did not foam at the mouth and get weird... more than usual. I checked, and I still do not glow in the dark. This is such a letdown.Ssssh. We’re talking to lizards, with our new-found vaccine powers…