Ha ha ha, good one, Gail . . . however:
Wounded in my old heart of hearts
When Gail banned discussion of parts.
Got my new tungsten knee,
And hip, proud as can be,
So I’m boastful clear off of the charts!
The 'parts' that I had declared,
Are not those which with tungsten are paired.
I meant hiding the bits
Upon which one sits,
'Cos they shouldn't be publicly aired.