Old Fart's and Pouffes Bar, Grill, and Hogewey Infirmary

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Limerick challenge!

Sir Basil McTaggart McFelt
Spent some time in the veldt
Though really not tryin’
He fought with a lion
He made a fancy white pelt
 

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Some old farts from Absolute Write
Engaged in poetical fight.
An African feline . . .
A Texan so fine.
Their words made a beautiful sight!
 

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:Clap: You people are awesome!


When entering the Bar of Old Farts,
(Which we do, in fits and starts),
One consistently finds
That we've not lost our minds,
And we're more than the sum of our parts*.

:D


* Okay, the less said about our parts, the better. :roll:
 

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Ha ha ha, good one, Gail . . . however:

Okay, the less said about our parts, the better.

Wounded in my old heart of hearts :e2heartbe
When Gail banned discussion of parts.
Got my new tungsten knee,
And hip, proud as can be,
So I’m boastful :e2Order:clear off of the charts!
 

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Ha ha ha, good one, Gail . . . however:



Wounded in my old heart of hearts :e2heartbe
When Gail banned discussion of parts.
Got my new tungsten knee,
And hip, proud as can be,
So I’m boastful :e2Order:clear off of the charts!


:roll:

The 'parts' that I had declared,
Are not those which with tungsten are paired.
I meant hiding the bits
Upon which one sits,
'Cos they shouldn't be publicly aired.

:roll:
 

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The 'parts' that I had declared,
Are not those which with tungsten are paired.
I meant hiding the bits
Upon which one sits,
'Cos they shouldn't be publicly aired.

Speaking of public airing:

Unmasked, we see smiling Chase and Kay,
Though they didn’t sit down in that way.
’Cause you’re taken to task
If you don’t wear a mask
And refused service in that café.

K-C-Kaiser-2.jpg
 

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Speaking of public airing:

Unmasked, we see smiling Chase and Kay,
Though they didn’t sit down in that way.
’Cause you’re taken to task
If you don’t wear a mask
And refused service in that café.

K-C-Kaiser-2.jpg


:Clap: :Clap: This is truly brilliant! Chase wins the Interwebs! :D
 

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Just look at those cute, happy faces
In an old-school Cafe, of all places.
Chase took off his mask,
And was taken to task
When he slipped out his teeth and his braces.

Signed, Anonymous :e2paperba
 

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Muhummmmmmm (Laughing without teeth). Good one, Vernie whomever. :applause:
 

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Happy Columbus Day, all you senior residents able to recall when Chris wasn't vilified for getting lost and landing where a couple of new continents broke off eons ago.

Of course Columbus and his sailors weren't first here, but his crew was the first to carry news and evidence back to Europe.

It deserves a day to take off from work and fly flags. Thanks for your service, Chris. :e2salute:
 

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So sad. :cry: All once active residents of the infirmary are now strapped into their beds so they don't fall out.

Enjoy your green Jell-O, old creeps. Wait for me on the other side. I'll be along directly :green
 

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Green Jell-O?! - You must *really* think we've all lost (what's left of) our minds. :tongue
 

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Haggis? Now there's a blast from the past! Mean little undead chihuey.

You can find him on Fb. He still bites ankles.

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