Oh, this is gloriously surreal.
Northerly Beast hasn't actually published anything yet, but books are forthcoming from Shetland dialect poet Toorie Black and 'American author' Tronda Westing. A 'toorie' is a pompom attached to a traditional Scottish bonnet, and both Tronda and Westing are Shetland place-names. Toorie Black appears to be a real person with a Facebook page (
http://www.facebook.com/toorie.black; not surprisingly I could find nothing about an American author called Tronda Westing.
A company check reveals that NBP is registered in Plymouth, the home town of director Darren William Silver, but the company's Facebook page gives an address in Sumburgh, Shetland. Mr Silver is also the director of Drekly Delights ("Toys for adult fun and joy"), which is registered in Shetland and seems to be an online shop with a sideline in sex toy parties. Rather oddly,
Currently Parties are only available in Cornwall, UK.
According to Silver's profile on People Per Hour, he's a man of many talents:
He also claims to have been published under several pen-names. Is anyone else beginning to wonder if Mr Silver and the enigmatic Toorie Black are one and the same person? If so, Northerly Beast is basically yet another self-publisher's attempt to look a bit more legit. I wouldn't put much faith in Silver's editing skills either:
We cover all genres and all submissions of synopsis, with either a first chapter or example of poet work.
Just how many people work for Mr Silver, and how does he see NBP's role in the publishing world?
I have a wide array of copy editors and proof readers that work with us. This combined with my small in house team, give any synopsis and submitted text a real going over both as experts in their own individual areas but just as important as far as I am concerned, as keen readers as well.
I am trying to remove a little of the stigma attached to what I would consider a much snobbier publishing society as I don't believe you have to have been an upper class MP who has been to prison or engaged in other activities before good people will want to read your work.
http://www.peopleperhour.com/job/looking-for-tales-both-long-and-short-180847
Yes, because mainstream publishers are only interested in books by celebrities. Presumably this is a dig at Jeffrey Archer.
Anyway, back to the point. What can Northerly Beast Publishing offer?
We have a team of independant copy editors who will check, double check and if you request it triple check your manuscript prior to proof being issued to you the author.
I hope these 'independant' copy editors didn't work on the NBP website.
...we do have experience in unique and often obscure market places.
I'll bet you do!