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Greetings everyone. I have come with a humble request, for I desperately need help with something that counts as a comedy writing exercise (to a certain sort™):
Some time ago I was playing the popular video game, Dota 2, and a man with a thick Russian accent joined my team. He immediately did something considered by all to be a terrible strategy, whilst singing into the mic a little tune, ending with “—in a ditch, and that’s why they call me the pu-ssy bitch.” There was a bit of a cadence.
This has been stuck in my head for the past seven years. I have never heard anyone refer to themselves as a pussy bitch before, never mind proudly in song—but for the life of me I can’t remember what he was doing in that ditch. It was five words, I remember that much. I’m simply drawing a blank as to what they could be.
The time has come to finally figure this out.
I don’t suppose there are any kind benefactors out there with some suggestions?
Some time ago I was playing the popular video game, Dota 2, and a man with a thick Russian accent joined my team. He immediately did something considered by all to be a terrible strategy, whilst singing into the mic a little tune, ending with “—in a ditch, and that’s why they call me the pu-ssy bitch.” There was a bit of a cadence.
This has been stuck in my head for the past seven years. I have never heard anyone refer to themselves as a pussy bitch before, never mind proudly in song—but for the life of me I can’t remember what he was doing in that ditch. It was five words, I remember that much. I’m simply drawing a blank as to what they could be.
The time has come to finally figure this out.
I don’t suppose there are any kind benefactors out there with some suggestions?