ChaseJxyz, you should have said something! Happy birthday, my friend. I hope your plans involve good food and drink in good company, and maybe a little cake? Or a lot of cake, that would also be okay.
Speaking of birthday cakes, I guess the new normal is to have a single lit candle on the birthday person's cut piece of cake, rather than blowing multiple candles out over the whole cake. Birthday responsibly, right?
Maryn, who did it wrong