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the town jail is so overcrowded, and you were arrested for a nonviolent crime, so they put you up in a rather seedy motel with a guard on the outside of your door.
 

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(Unfortunately) The guard got hungry and left his post for a few minutes to get a footlong sub sandwich. While he was away from the door, a renegade oral surgeon could then get to you and repair the damage to your vocal cords, giving you back the ability to speak, but he took your clothes as payment. Fortunately....
 

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... you've located a small, crusty bathroom towel and managed to bend it around your body - it should be fine as long as you don't bend down or move your arms too much.

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You suddenly realize the crusty nature of the towel is the remnants of the vomit it was last used to clean up, and you can't wait to cast it away from your body. Your action to do this occurs just as the door is flung open with the guard bringing you half his footlong. Fortunately....
 

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he sees that you are naked and when he learns why, feels responsible. He sends out for a complete set of brand new clothing that fits you perfectly and pays for it. Unfortunately ...
 

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the cash he uses to pay is counterfeit, and the store owner comes to repossess your new clothing - leaving you alone and nude again! Fortunately ....
 

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He noticed the open gates of a nearby "nudist camp", he entered and fit right-in. Unfortunately ...
 

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... after a hearty welcoming meal of Vindaloo curry, he stumbled into the bushes to relieve himself only to squat in a bed of nettles. Fortunately...
 

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next to the nettles, the nudists grew a large field of burdock. They all grab large hands full of burdock leaves and as they chant, "Nettle in, dock out," rub it all over his body. Unfortunately ...