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they insisted I sprinkle curry on myself before entering their village. Fortunately...
 

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they said they were vegetarians and that I should not be concerned with the giant stock-pot boiling in the town square. Unfortunately . . .
 

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Fortunately my spouse fell out of the raft, and I could see cannibals on the island watching her
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. . . the sharks that inhabit the waters around the island are circling her and are much closer. Fortunately . . .
 

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they're just loan sharks and are only interested in getting their money. Unfortunately...
 

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I lost all my money in the last big stock crash, fortunately...
 

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while planting turnips in your garden you uncover a stash of gold coins, that had apparently been buried there by the previous owner. Unfortunately . . .
 

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Halloween is coming up and you figure you can hand them out to kids and not have to spend money on candy. Unfortunately . . .
 

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with so many days left until Halloween that chocolate doesn't stand a chance in your household. Fortunately...
 

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A briefly pulsing electrical sphere appeared from which stepped a Cyborg Terminator; a cold robotic voice stated "all chocolates are mine!"

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Coarsely chopped Cyborg Terminators are an excellent ingredient in 'Decommissioned Robot Bisque'. Unfortunately...
 
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The chef is French and will only use fresh ingredients. Fortunately...
 

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your garden had a bumper crop of 'Silver Bells and Cockle Shells' which you were going to harvest before the first frost. Unfortunately...
 

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the first frost came before harvest; silver tarnished and cockles curdled. Fortunately...
 

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today is the last day the local farmer's market will be selling fresh, local produce. Unfortunately...
 

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leftover Silver Bells and Cockle Shells will be ladled onto your dinner plate every night until you eat them, young lady! Fortunately...
 

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I have a dog who sits at my feet during dinner and eats every morsel of cockle shells and silver bells that I feed her. Unfortunately...
 

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the dog immediately throws them up leaving mess on your recently cleaned carpet. Fortunately...


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The wet vac has gone on the wagon and is now a dry and sober vac. Fortunately...
 

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I invested in cryptocurrency so could afford a cleaning crew. Unfortunately...
 

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