Recently our company(s) acquired a book from the foreman of the grand jury that handled Ted Kennedy's Chappaquiddick trial.
"Trial" is the wrong word here.
Beyond that: the Grand Jury session in that case met in spring of 1970 and listened to twenty minutes of testimony. By then there had already been an inquest, and Kennedy had already pleaded guilty to leaving the scene of an accident and had been given two months, with the sentence suspended.
The book is titled Left to Die - Chappaquiddick Grand Jury Foreman Reveals Explosive, Never-Before-Told Information. We quickly and carefully hustled this book through production.
The grand jury session was a minor side-show. It took place nearly forty years ago. That this book came to rest with a vanity publisher after all that time tells me that it had probably already been rejected all over town. That means that either a) it stinks on ice, or b) it contains nothing new, or c) it stinks on ice
and contains nothing new.
With the media surrounding Senator Kennedy's death, we are going to sell a lot of books with our author.
You may be disappointed. Chappaquiddick is old news. Very old news. Recall that Monica Lewinsky's book tanked, and her scandal was a lot sexier, and a lot more current, when it came out.
This is a great example of our business model.
Given that the book doesn't appear to be actually available anywhere, hasn't been reviewed, and doesn't appear to have any verifiable sales, you may be inadvertently telling the truth there.
But suppose it becomes an AEG Best Seller. What does that mean? That it's broken through into
three-digit sales?
How much did the authors pay to be published?
We believe we may have the largest database of ready and semi-ready books and authors in the world.
La-di-dah. What's a "semi-ready" book? What's a "semi-ready" author? And what does that database do for you? You can't sell those authors to real publishers. You claim to have been trying for years. And you've been failing for years.
We employ 125 very talented people, and we can move an author from their query letter to a finished book for sale on book shelves faster than almost any publisher.
Not having to do editing, marketing, promotion, or distribution certainly helps with the speed. It's possible that only PublishAmerica is faster.
Our business model is to find as many of the best authors as we can,
The best authors you can find, and the best authors, are two different groups of people.
help them prepare for publication, help them get published, or publish them ourselves.
And that's the real point, isn't it? After signal failure to get them published by real publishers (while charging them fees for worthless services at every step of the way) you feed them into your own vanity press.
We believe that we're the new model for the publishing industry and that our presentation to new publishing and agency clients is very straightforward.
Weirdly, the publishing industry (you know, the industry that sells books to readers in bookstores) hasn't followed suit. Can you perhaps explain why?
Details about how we present our business can always be found at
www.StrategicBookPublishing.com and
www.WLWritersAgency.com .
Even more details can be found
here thanks to the Florida State Attorney General.
We believe the Florida Attorney General lawsuit is being manipulated by outside influences who may have provided misleading information to the AG and to our clients.
That silly Attorney General! Doesn't he know that fraud isn't illegal in Florida?
We plan to look for evidence of collusion between Victoria Strauss, Ann Crispin, James MacDonald, [sic] and Dave Kuzminski who recently lost a defamation lawsuit. ((
http://www.writersnewsweekly.com/kuzminski.html)).
Victoria Strauss, Ann Crispin, and James Macdonald
recently won a defamation lawsuit ... brought by Bobby Fletcher!
We were not able to follow through on a prior lawsuit against these people because of financial reasons.
"This case is frivolous and this Court finds so, finds that the two plaintiffs and their lawyer, Jerrold G. Neeff, knew it to be frivolous before it even commenced."
We will not make that mistake again.
"This Court finds that the claims asserted by the plaintiffs to be wholly insubstantial, frivolous and not advanced in good faith."
Once we have reached successful resolution with the Attorney General, it is our intention to file lawsuits against our detractors.
For assisting legitimate law enforcement agencies with their inquiries? That's a non-starter, Bobby. You "...knew it to be frivolous before it even commenced." The Court won't look favorably on you, given your history.
Furthermore, we are assisting the Attorney General in resolving this current matter as rapidly as possible and we look forward to reaching a mutually agreeable settlement.
Which, with any kind of luck, will include substantial fines, being banned from any further business on the Internet, being blocked from any future business dealing with literary properties, and full restitution to all the authors you've defrauded. I warned you years ago that you ought to find an honest job, Bobby. You didn't listen, and now look how much trouble you're in.
The Attorney General has 175 complaints from four years of our business. During these same four years, we assisted 30,000 authors.
Let's look at that. "Assisted" 30,000 authors. By your own admission, you've sold around a thousand of them to your own vanity press. Selling a book to a vanity press isn't a challenge. Selling a book to a vanity press that you yourself own is even less of a challenge. That isn't assistance; that's fraud.
That leaves 29,000 unaccounted for. Again by your own admission, you've sold perhaps as many as six of them to presses that you don't own (although you admit that the authors actually did the selling in a fair percentage of those cases). So your sucess rate, given the most generous definition of "success" that I can manage, is 6 out of 29,000, or around 0.02%.
If you will visualize each complaint or author as equal to one piece of paper, that is a half a ream of paper compared to sixty reams. That's about one inch of paper opposed to a ten-foot stack of paper.
No, that's six sheets of paper compared to sixty reams. That's less than an eighth of an inch of paper opposed to a ten-foot stack of paper. Where the ten-foot stack is the authors from whom you took money and did
nothing in return.
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Usually each prospective author was good for about $600.00 and DEFENDANT ROBERT FLETCHER, was turning over about 500 consumers every six months, or receiving approximately $600,000 per year for no legitimate efforts to provide the consumers the help they paid for, leaving only frustration and disappointment for aspiring authors once they realized their money was paid, not to a legitimate literary agency, but a scam."
Frankly, our complaint rate is less than 1 percent.
You mean your
success rate is less than 1 percent.
If small businesses and publishers in the US can be the subject of a lawsuit for a complaint rate of less than 1% then we are very worried for our industry.
"The Defendants at no time made legitimate efforts to assist their customers in having submitted manuscripts sold or published. Despite the contracts with the consumers to do so and receipt of funds from the consumers by the respective corporations for assistance in seeking publication, the Defendants did not exert efforts to do so, either making no effort at all, or sending batches of unprofessionally written letters to commercial advance and royalty paying publishers with no expectation that the manuscripts would be given serious consideration for publication."
We have thousands of published clients, and we have thousands of clients with their work in progress.
Published by your own vanity press.
Maintaining our services to our clients will continue to be our focus as we move forward to a successful conclusion of this matter.
Your services are worthless. Your claims are fraudulent. A "successful" conclusion will include substantial fines, or perhaps jail time.
We plan to maintain our position and answer questions on our Web site,
www.StrategicBookGroup.com. Please stay tuned and visit the site often. We are excited about bringing our story to the industry. It is time to set the record straight.
Sorry, chum, that ship has sailed. Now it's time for the State of Florida to set
you straight. You could have gone straight at any time. But no, you thought it would be funnier to launch frivolous lawsuits. Guess you aren't laughing now, are you, Bobby?
To Request further information or an interview please email
[email protected] .
I've offered to interview you any number of times, Bobby. That offer is still on the table. Any time, any place. But don't expect me to be gentle now. That ship has also sailed.