Cum vs. come

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He played the Purefoy card. He stepped outside the rules of normal conversation.
 

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I think what Maryn said is true, men seem to like their dirty talk dirtier. I like to say "titties." It's friendly. ;)
 
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Mr Satori: "I'm going to put my ding-a-ling in your fairy cave and wiggle it about a bit until it's sick."

Satori: "Ooh, you naughty devil."

*sex ensues*
 

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why am I not surprised that a thread titled "Cum vs come" has swerved off the road, overcorrected and slid off into the ditch?

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Girl-on-girl moustache rides FTW! :D

Is it always the one with the moustache who has to wear the strap-on harness?

I don't know, Steve. I took my mustache in for a waxing and it hasn't been seen since. So now who's supposed to be the top? :)


Personally I find the word 'cum' to vulgar. All I can picture is some inept douchebag spurting into his girlfriend's hair.
 
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LOL Scarlet, I've tried that and it doesn't seem to work.
 

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I can't help it. I wake up sweating, dreaming of stumbling into the bathroom and finding a bottle of mouthwash there with the brand name, 'CUM'.

Maybe you could try tricking your brain into thinking it's another white (sort of) creamy substance... Would breast milk be better?

Wow I really am twisted...
 

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