Bestiality: CAUTION - Adult themes and language

[Danger Jane]

lmao, it seems a lot of people here are intrigued by bestiality, maybe we should petition for a support board.

 

[kristie911]

You know that makes you a dirty little pervert, don't you, kristie?

Yes. That's not exactly big news...

Coming from the one who posted in it like five times!

....closet weirdo....

It's okay...SP and I aren't the only perverts around here! Not even close!

 

[Danger Jane]

Wouldn't doubt THAT for a second

 

[batgirl]

Meh. I don't see it's a big issue. Sounds like litfic to me.

I do remember that in Robert Stallman's Book of the Beast trilogy, the title character who is some sort of shape-shifter foundling, while in his beast form, mates with a cow(?), very placid cow, and wakes to find himself human again and naked in the stall. And observed, which makes things difficult for him for the next while.
The focus was more on the character's confusion (he had no idea what he was, and his beast state was like a dream, not consciously connected) and difficulties, rather than what they used to call 'prurient interest'.

So my answer would be 'it depends.'
-Barbara

 

[Shadow_Ferret]

Oh goodie. An opportunity to use my favorite line.

Bestiality is never having to say you're sorry.

 

[PattiTheWicked]

Oh, stop, now you're just being baaaaa-d.

 

[McDuff]

Well, Equus seemed to do OK, and the now disgraced Scooter Libby became more infamous when someone got hold of a book he wrote which had a "bear rape" scene in it. And apparently Libby's book wasn't even all that great. I think you'll do OK.

You sick bastard.

 

[seun]

I have nothing to say other than this is a very strange thread to start reading first thing back after a long weekend.

 

[James D. Macdonald]

Oh, wait: You want a novel where people with various horse-parts boink (repeatedly, in a variety of positions)?

Here ya go: World Enough and Time by James Kahn. I read it years and years ago.

Ideas ... anyone can have 'em and they're all equally good. Writing the book, now... not so easy.

 

[Elodie-Caroline]

Maybe someone could write a novel with a man having the genitalia the size of a Mouse?

 

[poetinahat]

Well, The Sun Also Rises is kind of like that -- poor, poor Jake Barnes. (crosses legs, winces)

 

[maestrowork]

The Three Mouseketeers?

 

[James D. Macdonald]

The fellow with the horse cock puts me in mind of what one of his problems must be:

Down from the north came Red Eye Dick
The man with the six-foot spiral prick.
He searched the world in a mighty hunt
For a girl with a six-foot spiral c*nt.
He searched by day and he searched by night
To find a girl who'd fit him right
He seached by land and he searched by sea
But never a corkscrew screw screwed he.
​

 

[maestrowork]

Men are pigs, but without the 30-minute orgasms.

 

[DeadlyAccurate]

Maybe someone could write a novel with a man having the genitalia the size of a Mouse?

Are you kidding?! The man would never be able to move. Have you ever seen a mouse's testicles? A mouse the size of a golf ball has testicles the size of marbles. No joke.

 

[Elodie-Caroline]

I've kept Mice and Gerbils in the past; their testicles weren't that big compared to the rest of them... Rats, now that's another story completely, their testicles are huge!

Q. Why do Moths fly with their legs wide open?

A. Have you ever seen the size of Mothballs?

Are you kidding?! The man would never be able to move. Have you ever seen a mouse's testicles? A mouse the size of a golf ball has testicles the size of marbles. No joke.

 

[engmajor2005]

Pedo-bestial philia

Get it right!

Homopedobestialphilia.

 

[DeadlyAccurate]

Then I must've had some rather well-endowed mice. They were probably the envy of all their locker room pals. And that would explain why all the little girl mice fainted dead away whenever they were around.

(I'm joking about that last part. I didn't have female mice.)

 

[RumpleTumbler]

He is a typical male human except for three equine-like features- hooves, a tail, and genitals (no, Not that big). So in other words, sexually he is a horse...

What does "No, not that big" mean? You've given him a horse dick but dumbed it down to human size? What will all the animals he procreates with think?

They are all going to be giggling and saying things like "is it in yet?"

 

[Elodie-Caroline]

Maybe they were Teenage mutant Ninja Mice from Mars?

Then I must've had some rather well-endowed mice. They were probably the envy of all their locker room pals. And that would explain why all the little girl mice fainted dead away whenever they were around.

(I'm joking about that last part. I didn't have female mice.)

 

[Steve W]

Hi,

If he's part horse and wants to pork another horse, you could argue it's not bestiality as it doesn't truly span species. Apart from that, I don't really see the problem. Were people disgusted by Aragorn wooing Arwen - they were different species. But things like that are acceptable because they have the appearance of the same species, even though they aren't. Maybe if you made your character a little more equine, it would solve the problem.

If you've got a good story, I'd go for it.

Cheers,
Steve

 

[veinglory]

The difference is that animals are not deemed capable of giving consent--thus is is a form of abuse.

 

[Thekherham]

Oh, wait: You want a novel where people with various horse-parts boink (repeatedly, in a variety of positions)?

Here ya go: World Enough and Time by James Kahn. I read it years and years ago.

Ideas ... anyone can have 'em and they're all equally good. Writing the book, now... not so easy.

No, I'm not writing a novel 'where people with various horse-parts boink (repeatedly, in a variety of positions)'
There is much more to this novel; as a matter of fact, bestiality (if it is that), plays a very minor part in this novel. Yes, there is, but people here think the bestiality starts on Page 1 and ends on the last page.

 

[RumpleTumbler]

No, I'm not writing a novel 'where people with various horse-parts boink (repeatedly, in a variety of positions)

Well maybe that's the problem.

 

[Thekherham]

The difference is that animals are not deemed capable of giving consent--thus is is a form of abuse.

I think I have already mentioned that he is able to communicate with horses telepathically. If not, I'm sorry, I should have (Damn, I'm too lazy to check back). So he's not going to boink (as Jim says) any mare unless she wants him to.
So that would be mutual consent.