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There is a story that when Frederick II (the Great) was asked to sign the death sentence of a cavalryman who had been convicted of having sex with his horse, the King simply said, "Transfer him to the infantry".
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(We will pass over in silence the stories about how Catherine the Great died. They are not true.
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Ah. So it's okay if the people/animals/mutants are hot?
I admit to being turned on when the mutant female beasties, their faces ravaged by some sort of Grecian herpes, kiss in 300.
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Condom? Zeus don't use no condoms! Where do you think Castor and Pollox (not to mention Helen of Troy) came from?
I'm astounded by the number of folks who are writing to me saying that they'd never heard of Leda and the Swan. Kids these days! Don't they go to school?
I bet you never heard of Europa either.
I heard a GREAT oratory re-telling of the Leda/swan story, done in a sort of Southern-style. It was quite possibly the most hilarious thing I have EVER heard.
Zeus: The Original Playah.
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But Edith Hamilton is so boring! I had her book in high school, then again in college, and it didn't improve when I was older, so why does it remain the standard mythology text? I mean, the woman had a knack for taking exciting stories and turning them dry as the turkey I made last Christmas.
I've often thought I should write a mythology text that's entertaining, until I realize how much work it would be. Meh.
Maryn, lazy and shiftless, and she probably steals, too
We should start a pledge.
"I do solemnly swear never to write a novel wherein a dragon performs cunnilingus on a human female."
*snicker* Venom C*ck. Sounds like something from the world of heavy metal.
"I do solemnly swear never to write a novel wherein a dragon performs cunnilingus on a human female."
*snicker* Venom C*ck. Sounds like something from the world of heavy metal.
Oh, man. I just had a Spinal Tap flashback.
"It's a ballad, really. It's called Lick My Love Pump."
"It's a ballad, really. It's called Lick My Love Pump."
Oh God, no...the Derby is all colts (I believe).
That would take it in another direction.
Well, earlier in the thread, I was under the impression the human with the horse genitals gets an erection from watching the Kentucky Derby. Now, it is mentioned that only colts are in the Derby.
So, is there a term for pedophilia bestiality? (Is that even a word?)
So, is there a term for pedophilia bestiality? (Is that even a word?)
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Just so you know, fillies can also run in the Kentucky Derby. But they have to be three years old.
And no, my MC wouldn't get horny watching the Derby. Not unless a filly running in it was in heat.
And no, my MC wouldn't get horny watching the Derby. Not unless a filly running in it was in heat.
Well, earlier in the thread, I was under the impression the human with the horse genitals gets an erection from watching the Kentucky Derby. Now, it is mentioned that only colts are in the Derby.
So, is there a term for pedophilia bestiality? (Is that even a word?)
Pedo-bestial philia
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yes I'd say this thread leaves me upside down....
Anyway...is this mare sex really necessary to the book? Or is it just shock value?
It's mostly colts in the Derby, the females aren't as strong as the males.
Which horse was the last female to run...anyone...anyone...asking cuz I don't know.
Which horse was the last female to run...anyone...anyone...asking cuz I don't know.
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