Liz, who do you need us to kill? We know how to make bodies disappear in this forum, remember.
It's less individuals than Twitter being Twitter. Although I may have lost a follower because of a movie I didn't like.
I do have a hit list, although I think I'd prefer a lifetime of non-fatal and extremely annoying mishaps for them. Like getting a cell phone number that was recycled from a fax machine that thousands of people call all day. Or having their laptop auto-download 8GB of updates every time they turn it on. Or having the post office lose their tax returns every single year, resulting in perpetual audits. Or having a faulty low tire light on their car that's right about 10% of the time, so they either check it every time or keep getting flats on the expressway during rush hour.
And I wish them a retirement home that continually forgets how much they hate tapioca pudding.
(My big fantasy is to someday be in a position to do a Theatrical Public Snubbing, but that's a bit of a pipe dream.)