All Hail His Imperial Highness the Emperor of the Moon

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A Proclamation.


This Day, Friday 18th April, we do hereby announce that - in order to settle disputes over the ownership of Earth's primary satellite - we have taken over the Moon and made it our personal Empire.

This is done for the benefit of all citizens of the Moon and will - we assure you - herald a new era of peace and prosperity for all Lunar Peoples.


By Order.

His Imperial Highness Captain Scarf (Emperor)


Applications for membership of the new government ministries, citizenship, asylum, or rights of ambassadorship should be posted here for consideration.
 

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A Proclamation.​



This Day, Friday 18th April, we do hereby announce that - in order to settle disputes over the ownership of Earth's primary satellite - we have taken over the Moon and made it our personal Empire.​

This is done for the benefit of all citizens of the Moon and will - we assure you - herald a new era of peace and prosperity for all Lunar Peoples.​


By Order.​

His Imperial Highness Captain Scarf (Emperor)​

Hail! Hail! His Highness! (Are you related to some British guy I met on a forum called Evil Hippy Emperor?
 

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Nope, not me.

Here's a present for you:

A Proclamation

Maxmordon has been appointed as Venezuelan Ambassador to the Moon

By Order

His Imperial Majesty Captain Scarf (Emperor)
 

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Dude declares himself emperor of the moon then makes like a duck and flocks off-pattooee!
 

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We, the supporters of the Goddesses of the Moon, the celebrators of waxing and waining do hereby proclaim a resistance against anyone who dares impose their will upon the free peoples of the Moon.

Up the revolution!
 

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We, the people of Luna, refute this!

(Signed)

Manuel Garcia O'Kelly,
Wyoming "Wyoh" Knott,
Professor Bernardo de la Paz,
Mycroft Holmes,
et. al....
 

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We, the supporters of the Goddesses of the Moon, the celebrators of waxing and waining do hereby proclaim a resistance against anyone who dares impose their will upon the free peoples of the Moon.

Up the revolution!

Long Live the revolution! We shall never give up! Never surrender!