Hermit's HIJACKED Thread

Hermit · Apr 2, 2005

To Whom It May Concern:

I have beer and I'm not afraid to drink it. I will consume 1 beer every 30 minutes until the "Final 10" are posted.

It's up to you. The ball is in your court. How drunk do you want this man to get? Are you willing to risk it?

Signed,
A Crazy Canuck:Cheers:

MacAllister · Apr 2, 2005

Only one beer every thirty minutes?

Lightweight.

trumancoyote · Apr 2, 2005

Mind you, Macallister, this could go on for like, 10 more hours.

20 beers is a lot of beer. :Trophy:

Robert Walton · Apr 2, 2005

Talk to him five hours from now.

MacAllister · Apr 2, 2005

ah, true...one must pace oneself, I suppose...

trumancoyote · Apr 2, 2005

That's true. Suppose he wins: does he really want to be rolling around in his own puke while writing his acceptance speak?

Personally, I wouldn't mind rolling around in his puke while I wrote mine... but I don't think he's as sick as I am.

brokenfingers · Apr 2, 2005

MacAllister said:
Only one beer every thirty minutes?

Lightweight.

Wow.

I think I'm in love......

edfrzr · Apr 2, 2005

Only one every thirty minutes? Son, you must be from up north. But I must say, don't mind if join you, because I have been known to drink a beer or 12.

I pity anyone who dares to sit near either of us. Pass the pretzels.

Robert Walton · Apr 2, 2005

trumancoyote said:
That's true. Suppose he wins: does he really want to be rolling around in his own puke while writing his acceptance speak?

Personally, I wouldn't mind rolling around in his puke while I wrote mine... but I don't think he's as sick as I am.

Puke, maybe with hard liquor; not beer.

William Haskins · Apr 2, 2005

desperate times call for desperate measures.

i will be chain-smoking cigarettes (lighting them tip to tip) until the winners are announced. and not all of them will be "store bought".

so there.

mommie4a · Apr 2, 2005

Why isn't anyone threatening to have sex nonstop until the winners are announced? What's wrong with you people!

Robert Walton · Apr 2, 2005

Green tobacco, hmmmm. . . :hi:

edfrzr · Apr 2, 2005

Sex? Are they going to announce in less than 10 minutes?

Just kidding --- maybe 15

zeprosnepsid · Apr 2, 2005

well it could be a long wait. by my calculations the judges haven't even posted in their forum in 3 hours.

brokenfingers · Apr 2, 2005

mommie4a said:
Why isn't anyone threatening to have sex nonstop until the winners are announced? What's wrong with you people!

Dammit, sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Any other (female) volunteers to undertake this dangerous mission?

Anyone?

Anyone?.......

mommie4a · Apr 2, 2005

edfrzr said:
Sex? Are they going to announce in less than 10 minutes?

Just kidding --- maybe 15

Ed - you could be less optimistic you know. Might attract a few more ladies that way.

sharon · Apr 2, 2005

Canadian beer? Impressive... but I'll stick with my wine.

JAlpha · Apr 2, 2005

I'm downing my signature drink . . .

Three cocktail onions
two olives with a twist
Mom's Happy Meal

scullars · Apr 2, 2005

Is that lite beer? Probably wanna watch those extra calories...

edfrzr · Apr 2, 2005

brokenfingers said:
Dammit, sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Any other (female) volunteers to undertake this dangerous mission?

Anyone?

Anyone?.......

there's a reason your moniker is "brokenfingers" right?

Mommie4a, I'm a real man -- that was optimistic (lol)

firehorse · Apr 2, 2005

zeprosnepsid said:
well it could be a long wait. by my calculations the judges haven't even posted in their forum in 3 hours.

I'm guessing they may have moved on to an MSN chat, where they can talk real-time.

Or maybe that's wishful thinking. :Shrug:

Hermit · Apr 2, 2005

Dammit, sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Any other (female) volunteers to undertake this dangerous mission?
Anyone?
Anyone?.......

This sounded interesting until you put those darn (brackets) in there!

Drinking, smoking (cigs and other stuff), sex......let's keep up the pressure on these judges!

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.
98 bottles of beer on the swall, 98 sottles of seer, take one din, etc.

zeprosnepsid · Apr 2, 2005

firehorse said:
I'm guessing they may have moved on to an MSN chat, where they can talk real-time.

Or maybe that's wishful thinking.

oh, that would be terribly efficient. i like it.

three seven · Apr 2, 2005

William Haskins · Apr 2, 2005

cruel, foul beast.

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