I'm scared. I don't know what they plan on doing to me for a month. I'll probably be screwed over so bad I won't even know myself anymore. Can't anybody here come up with some idea so I can stay home? I've got kids and a wife. I can't leave them that long. I have to be ready to go by 7:30 am. My wife can't even come in with me. I get dumped off like a freaking dog. I hope they won't tie me down. I'm very claustrophobic. I'm scared all to hell. She keeps telling me this is because she loves me. I can't believe that. Who would do that to another human being? Been messing with my head for weeks to trap me.
My brother is here. My wife and the babysitter are awake. To think they all conspired to take me down. I got a strange call from my brother this evening. He never calls. Said my aunt had been taken to a mental hospital for help. He kept saying how good that would be for her. I agreed like a fool! It was done to soften the blow when they thought the shit would hit the fan. I was very nice about it. Well, it ain't 7:30 yet. That's when it hits the fan. I'll tear hell itself a new asshole if it means not going. I almost resigned myself to it. Be damned if I do! My fight is coming back and it'd take an army to get me to the bughouse.
All I gotta do is wait it out. I'll pretend to be asleep. When they doze off, I'll make like a nut and bolt. I'll be gone before they even know I'm not here. Nobody's tying me down any damn place. This is my funeral home! I paid for it. You guys are writers. write me out of this mess, for fuck sake! If ya got any good ideas, PM me. I'll be checking in. It's 4:42 in the morning. Less than three hours. You people need to get with it. I'd do it for you and you know damned good and well I would.
My brother is here. My wife and the babysitter are awake. To think they all conspired to take me down. I got a strange call from my brother this evening. He never calls. Said my aunt had been taken to a mental hospital for help. He kept saying how good that would be for her. I agreed like a fool! It was done to soften the blow when they thought the shit would hit the fan. I was very nice about it. Well, it ain't 7:30 yet. That's when it hits the fan. I'll tear hell itself a new asshole if it means not going. I almost resigned myself to it. Be damned if I do! My fight is coming back and it'd take an army to get me to the bughouse.
All I gotta do is wait it out. I'll pretend to be asleep. When they doze off, I'll make like a nut and bolt. I'll be gone before they even know I'm not here. Nobody's tying me down any damn place. This is my funeral home! I paid for it. You guys are writers. write me out of this mess, for fuck sake! If ya got any good ideas, PM me. I'll be checking in. It's 4:42 in the morning. Less than three hours. You people need to get with it. I'd do it for you and you know damned good and well I would.