Blind guy

This blind man with his dog went into Harrods Fashion shop. He went up to the first floor and all of a sudden he grab his dog and held it ubove his head pointing it in all directions. The Floor manager came up to him and ask him if anything was wrong, if he could help. Said the blind man, no thank you, I am just browsing.

I hope this joke works.

English is my third language

Yes I know Hermit! I am the only one on this board who cannot use English correct and its no joke! Its a handicap in communication and in this way yes, the joke is on me. English is my third language (I have a ghostwriter and a corrector - see my work at http://users.skynet.be/spier/ done by them). I am basically on this board to 'improve' it ... but seeing your remark, oh no, I don't seem to make any progress. I have anyway decided NOT to post in Office anymore. I just don't have the knack!

Tnx for the comment. Its like a stern teacher pipping one off.

aspier

Mmm two more posts ... clearvoyant posters!

Hermit, you are ok! Oh you are stern and use a lot of points between words but no sweat, ok. I fully understand your remark. Was actually a good one, no? 'joke on you'. Chapeau! (hats off for your 'touche' = touch with the sharpend end of a sword). You know when I came here I was quite surprised how such a bigggg board had only American posters. Its of course a problem when somebody starts posting in foreign languages. Jenna and her AKA Erasers wouldn't have any control. And of course there is a kind of 'threatening' going out from that but wouldn't this so-called 'globe thing' of the web only come true really when people from different nationalities post on the same board. Have you ever met a Chinese or Geisha (mmmm) from Japan anywhere on the web? I haven't! And I would love to! See, the thing with Ez-boarding (D-board?) is imo that people seem to 'tele-transport' real-life community forming relationships into the cyberness of web posting. That's a holder back. A kind of 'us' against a 'them' creeps in. Anyway, I'm jabbing too much and that's how I don't pass tests! All I just don't want to feel is as welcome as a fart in an astronout suit!

Macallis + Dawno tnx for your posts. Maybe I stay some more, ok?

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Tnx ritinrider ... fanclub's growing ha ha! That too, I am like that (as you post) to, more interested in communicating than editing. Most of the things I post here I have to edit several times. Actually I don't even know what I am writing most of the time. All you got to see is nice edits. But its the same with my work. I don't really know what I am doing most of the time + etc such you know?

aries

Yessss! Hit it Nita! There's this saying 'With one press of a button one can ventilate yourself into an aries (= nice word in Belgium for 'ar se') + yes that span of intelligence ... terrible! What were you saying again? Whoosh! Posted is this one too. Once again 'aries'

Hug hug! The two foreigners (stooges?) have found each other! And as the story goes ... they immediately fell in love.

Marry me! Wink!

Tnx for the encouragement. Soon I'll be President if it goes like this but then again ... I don't like to wear suites! From now on I vote for you too whatever you post, ok!

Royo

Pssst! Kitkat here's my fanclub http://users.skynet.be/spier/fanclub.htm its a blind page and there's mostly rubbish on it! If you get as far as the walking footprints.

Leave town

Oh my god, Hermit! Soon both us will have to run ... leave town without a trace!