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SpookyWriter
04-11-2008, 03:53 AM
Glad you could join us tonight. We're in need of entertainment. Play us a song, Mr. Happy Monkey.

http://www.deitchley.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/monkey1.jpg

Little Red Barn
04-11-2008, 03:57 AM
You scare me.

Silver King
04-11-2008, 04:01 AM
That character belongs in The Drunk Thread. I'm stealing him right now as our new mascot!

reigningcatsndogs
04-11-2008, 04:04 AM
What? You didn't like the burrow in the boat??:cry:

Or maybe he's the captain of the drinking team?:D

SpookyWriter
04-11-2008, 04:04 AM
You scare me.If haggis and rt ever had children together wouldn't scare you more?

Susie
04-11-2008, 05:23 AM
:roll: I likes Spooky's happy monkey.

Haggis
04-11-2008, 05:24 AM
If haggis and rt ever had children together wouldn't scare you more?

That would scare me more.

SpookyWriter
04-11-2008, 05:28 AM
That would scare me more.Keep the eyes closed and don't remark about his breath and you'll do fine.

Haggis
04-11-2008, 05:33 AM
Keep the eyes closed and don't remark about his breath and you'll do fine.

That's your first mistake. One never closes his eyes When Drooling Blunder is around.

SpookyWriter
04-11-2008, 05:50 AM
That's your first mistake. One never closes his eyes When Drooling Blunder is around.:roll: Let's not forget to wear a bib while talking with him.

bluntforcetrauma
04-11-2008, 05:54 AM
Everybody has something to hide except Jon and his Happy Monkey.

aliajohnson
04-11-2008, 05:54 AM
I was attacked by an organ grinder monkey when I was a little girl. Seriously. He looked a lot like that too, except his vest was red.

Your monkey makes me :cry:

MichaelDeVere
04-11-2008, 05:58 AM
Do you spank him when he is bad?

Komnena
04-11-2008, 05:59 AM
Please, no spanking the monkey!

Lyra Jean
04-11-2008, 06:00 AM
It reminds me of the movie Monkey Shines. It's about a quadraplegic (sp?) who gets a monkey for a service animal. But when he starts banging his physical therapist the monkey kills her. The monkey got jealous.

SpookyWriter
04-11-2008, 06:06 AM
Please, no spanking the monkey!How about we make the monkey the next president. Let's keep the chain of evolution going.

reigningcatsndogs
04-11-2008, 06:08 AM
How about we make the monkey the next president. Let's keep the chain of evolution going.
http://photos18.flickr.com/23713444_2d9d3fbac9_o.gif

SpookyWriter
04-11-2008, 06:28 AM
Now that's a happy monkey.

MichaelDeVere
04-11-2008, 06:30 AM
How about we make the monkey the next president. Let's keep the chain of evolution going.

Couldn't possibly be any worse than the 3 candidates we've got under consideration.

Might even be more attactive.

SpookyWriter
04-11-2008, 06:35 AM
Might even be more attactive.I'll leave that bit of information for others to appreciate.

MichaelDeVere
04-11-2008, 06:37 AM
No, I am not sexing the monkey.

SpookyWriter
04-11-2008, 06:42 AM
No, I am not sexing the monkey.Disclaimer, please. :roll:

MichaelDeVere
04-11-2008, 06:44 AM
http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc7/Edgehead89/hansen.jpg

Little Red Barn
04-11-2008, 06:47 AM
Lets drag Happy Monkey over to the flounce thread. :D

SpookyWriter
04-11-2008, 06:48 AM
Lets drag Happy Monkey over to the flounce thread. :DThe barn?

Little Red Barn
04-11-2008, 06:51 AM
The barn?
Yeah, he'd be a very good vic--er cannabal, er, can ni d date, hehee for my barn. ;)

SpookyWriter
04-11-2008, 06:54 AM
Yeah, he'd be a very good vic--er cannabal, er, can ni d date, hehee for my barn. ;)I remember a girl once who was Mary and she had a sister Jane who spent most of her time in the barn.

Komnena
04-13-2008, 04:53 AM
I guess there's nothing like spending time in the hay.

Silver King
04-13-2008, 05:01 AM
I guess there's nothing like spending time in the hay.
Yup. We used to call it, "Rolling in the hay." Now there's a term that could be useful in The Old Farts' Thread. ;)

reigningcatsndogs
04-13-2008, 05:06 AM
I remember a girl once who was Mary and she had a sister Jane who spent most of her time in the barn.

I lied -- my sister's name was really Ethel!

SpookyWriter
04-13-2008, 05:36 AM
I lied -- my sister's name was really Ethel!She still made the monkey happy.

Kerr
04-13-2008, 05:37 AM
I lied -- my sister's name was really Ethel!

Now, Lucy, uh Mary, where do you get these things? Is he picking his nose? How appropri-ate.

reigningcatsndogs
04-13-2008, 06:50 AM
She still made the monkey happy.

She made one hell of a banana nut bread.

SpookyWriter
04-13-2008, 07:59 AM
She made one hell of a banana nut bread.She was a good muffin, yes.