Hello, Mr. Happy Monkey

You scare me.

That character belongs in The Drunk Thread. I'm stealing him right now as our new mascot!

What? You didn't like the burrow in the boat??

Or maybe he's the captain of the drinking team?

I likes Spooky's happy monkey.

SpookyWriter said:

If haggis and rt ever had children together wouldn't scare you more?

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That would scare me more.

SpookyWriter said:

Keep the eyes closed and don't remark about his breath and you'll do fine.

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That's your first mistake. One never closes his eyes When Drooling Blunder is around.

Everybody has something to hide except Jon and his Happy Monkey.

I was attacked by an organ grinder monkey when I was a little girl. Seriously. He looked a lot like that too, except his vest was red.

Your monkey makes me

Do you spank him when he is bad?

Please, no spanking the monkey!

It reminds me of the movie Monkey Shines. It's about a quadraplegic (sp?) who gets a monkey for a service animal. But when he starts banging his physical therapist the monkey kills her. The monkey got jealous.

SpookyWriter said:

How about we make the monkey the next president. Let's keep the chain of evolution going.

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SpookyWriter said:

How about we make the monkey the next president. Let's keep the chain of evolution going.

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Couldn't possibly be any worse than the 3 candidates we've got under consideration.

Might even be more attactive.

No, I am not sexing the monkey.

Lets drag Happy Monkey over to the flounce thread.