So.. "The Donald" is actually a sex addict?

How does this explain my situation?

With these guys, it's ALL about the game. Sex, money, power...it's just a way of keeping score.

Note: 'The Donald' is gross!

They've tried several times to do a brain scan on me, but the poor technicians kept getting sucked into the machine.

SpookyWriter said:

How does this explain my situation?

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Perfectly.

StephanieFox said:

With these guys, it's ALL about the game. Sex, money, power...it's just a way of keeping score.

Note: 'The Donald' is gross!

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A total turn-off.

My answer to the OP:

Well....DUH.

Like Martha Stewart isn't Donald's twin.

True, but I think Martha had a problem gettin' laid anyway.

Martha Stewart has great hair. That puts her very, VERY far away from The Donald.

So does the prison record.

The Duck has his own prison record.

SpookyWriter said:

Like Martha Stewart isn't Donald's twin.

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I think they deserve each other, in a perverted sort of way.

Really? I've never heard of it, but then that's to be expected. I rarely retain information about people/things I heartily dislike.

The Donald made up some ground with me with his Celebrity Apprentice charitable show this here, but it was from afar. The only episode I actually watched was the one where Gene Simmons was fired--and that was because I always find something to learn or laugh at when it's assho vs assho mano a mano.

*grin*

And when Simmons told the Donald that Kodak was wrong--totally priceless.