Church dance tonight.

I'm confused. Are you supposed to be having fun?

Are you married? If so, just think of this as a small sacrifice to make your wife very, very happy. I really hate weddings, but I always go because I know it means I get to dance with a man in a suit. (Yes, my husband.)

As far as I'm concerned, it doesn't get more romantic than that.

I've never seen a church dance...doesn't it get a bit scary for the neighbors?

What's the difference berween man in a suit and a potato wrapped in foil?


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One doesn't pity the spud.