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davids
04-04-2008, 06:25 PM
SEE TITLE-LOVE DAVE:flag:

Bmwhtly
04-04-2008, 06:26 PM
Lost interest? But, sir, we've got a surprise for ya!

JoeEkaitis
04-04-2008, 06:27 PM
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Joe-Ekaitis/illustration.jpg

Ol' Fashioned Girl
04-04-2008, 06:27 PM
Baby! You get well! Be a little silly... it'll make you feel better!

quickWit
04-04-2008, 06:27 PM
SEE TITLE-LOVE DAVE:flag:
I would read the title, but I lost interest half-way through. It's a bit wordy.

reigningcatsndogs
04-04-2008, 06:27 PM
Ohhh, poor Dave


How's this for a start?

Lobster Lobster, poetry cobster
How does your garden grow?
With Crusty Shells and Sexy Belles
And Petunias all in a row?

Maybe we can find a way to put some pizzazz back in yer petuneyeas, Dave!

Jersey Chick
04-04-2008, 06:28 PM
But....


but.....


but....

this is my first Silly Friday post ever.


And I even got dressed up for it...

Yeshanu
04-04-2008, 06:28 PM
Have some chicken soup. Before the foxes get it.

Little Red Barn
04-04-2008, 06:28 PM
Hullo, me lovabalicious lobsterino! I thinkicated whilst you were gonnacated, sumsbodies thoughacated I think, theys fornicated their thoughts and got aholdst of meez and thus all the foricated lobsters twippled. ;)

Kan I haz a shremp tale and a hug now?
I :heart: you!
hugs

Bmwhtly
04-04-2008, 06:28 PM
Maybe we can find a way to put some pizzazz back in yer petuneyeas, Dave!
Lobsters don't eat Pizza!
That's just silly.

rhymegirl
04-04-2008, 06:29 PM
Oh poor Dave!

How about a little female lobster on your plate?

Yeshanu
04-04-2008, 06:29 PM
Talk about silly. When I started to write my posts, there were three posts in the thread. By the time my very few words got posted, I ended up #8 in the queue.

JoeEkaitis
04-04-2008, 06:30 PM
SEE TITLE-LOVE DAVE:flag:All you need is a nice warm bath followed by a butter and lemon rubdown.

maestrowork
04-04-2008, 06:31 PM
sex sex sex sex sex lobster sex sex sex butter sex sex sex

auntybug
04-04-2008, 06:31 PM
Hi honey bunny!! Is this you in my avatar?? *Smooch* I hope you feel better soon!! Thanks for making an appearance for us!!

Bmwhtly
04-04-2008, 06:31 PM
I'd be sillier if someone could take these rubber bands off my claws.
Really, I won't attack you.

*waggle waggle clack*

SpookyWriter
04-04-2008, 06:32 PM
Get well soon so we can get back to silly fridays!

Haggis
04-04-2008, 06:33 PM
You ain't gonna get better lyin' around in bed.

Get cracking.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21ZQ1BRYXDL._AA160_.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
04-04-2008, 06:33 PM
I think we skeered him off :Shrug:

dolores haze
04-04-2008, 06:33 PM
Surely you haven't lost interest in me?????

Just look at us in our avatar. Please don't say it's over. I'm writing "our story." It will be the romance novel to end all romance novels. No one will be able to top the tale of "The Lobster and The Blonde."

Cranky
04-04-2008, 06:34 PM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/4/4/whatzdatusez128517932586562500.jpg

nerds
04-04-2008, 06:34 PM
I would read the title, but I lost interest half-way through. It's a bit wordy.


:roll:


Yeah, thanks for submitting but it's just not for us at this time. But this is a subjective business and you may have better luck elsewhere.

EriRae
04-04-2008, 06:34 PM
:Hug2:
Get betterz Davids!!! Happy silly Friday, all!

sheadakota
04-04-2008, 06:35 PM
Ahh Dave- feel better- I can empathize- I have the flu too- take some advil, have some tea, curl up and relax today- that's my plan

dobiwon
04-04-2008, 06:35 PM
He floats through the air like a crusty crustacean,
The daring young thing; an anomalous creation.
His movements aren't graceful, but he's got great locquation,
And our hearts he has purloined away.

Happy Silly Friday, David. And get well soon

Bmwhtly
04-04-2008, 06:35 PM
Are all of the davids sick?

How schnorkie

Sarita
04-04-2008, 06:37 PM
Feel better soon, Silly David.

nerds
04-04-2008, 06:38 PM
sex sex sex sex sex lobster sex sex sex butter sex sex sex



Now THIS is well-written, articulate, exemplifies the Essential First Page. Your book, film, series, chotchke and T-shirt contracts are in the mail.

Jongfan
04-04-2008, 06:40 PM
Hey David.. our beloved lobster
want me to send a nekid nurse over to care for you???

Salem
04-04-2008, 06:40 PM
I can really sympathize with you today, David, I'm sick, too. *sniffle, sneeze* But not too sick to be SILLY!!!
:e2bouncey :e2bouncey :e2bouncey
Hope you feel better soon!

Cranky
04-04-2008, 06:41 PM
Now THIS is well-written, articulate, exemplifies the Essential First Page. Your book, film, series, chotchke and T-shirt contracts are in the mail.

Do the chotches include bobble-heads? That's crucial, you know.

JLCwrites
04-04-2008, 06:41 PM
Davids! PM me when you feel better and I will show you my BUM!!!!!
:)

dolores haze
04-04-2008, 06:42 PM
Davids - Have you been cheating on me with that slut AuntyBug?????
Our romance novel just turned to horror/tragedy.

Sarita
04-04-2008, 06:43 PM
Davids! PM me when you feel better and I will show you my BUM!!!!!
:)
Like this:

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/882/20107406.JPG

Salem
04-04-2008, 06:43 PM
( o ) ( o )

Writer???
04-04-2008, 06:43 PM
HEY BUDDY, BIG SHOUT OUT TO YA! Everybody's pullin' fr ya.

Sorry you're fellin' bad pal. Here's a great big hope you'll be better soon.

And a little sumpin silly jes fer you...

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb83/CarsNGuitarsPics/e64fd1dd.jpg

nerds
04-04-2008, 06:43 PM
Are all of the davids sick?



Define sick?


We may be a little blue, but sick, well possibly that too.


http://a3.vox.com/6a00c10e0f74ddd3b400e398c163030004-500pi

Bmwhtly
04-04-2008, 06:44 PM
That DayGlo lobster is silly.

Cranky
04-04-2008, 06:45 PM
Here's our helpful hint for the day:

http://www.funny.com/_fc/wm640/0/2/fn.CGXNS.jpg

maestrowork
04-04-2008, 06:48 PM
i realllly dont know what the alobsters problemo-lobsters really dont have a life or asspiration or shit-why why why and how does a lobster get the flu thinggy-just a slab of butter and a good nice fork in the petunia will do you good-cheers davidssss-love a smack!

davids
04-04-2008, 06:48 PM
thanks kids-LOVE DAVE! CAN YOU GUYS IMAGINE THAT'S IT? I GOT NUDDIN ELSE-LOVE AGAIN TO YOU ALL AND THANKS AND TO ANYONE WHO FEELS THIS WAY-WHAT THE HELL IT WILL PASSICATE!!! GONNA GO BACK TO BED-HAVE FUN AND THANKS FER HELPIN ME OUT WITH THE THREAD!!!!

PS-THE LOBSTER AVATARS ARE TOO SAY THE LEAST MOVING ME-I AM MOVED-LOVE DAVE

TrainofThought
04-04-2008, 06:48 PM
:( Lost Interest? What a kick in the pants and a snap in the butt. Hope you feel better, davids. The flu sucks. Glad I haven't had it yet.

Take care, dear.

Cranky
04-04-2008, 06:50 PM
thanks kids-LOVE DAVE! CAN YOU GUYS IMAGINE THAT'S IT? I GOT NUDDIN ELSE-LOVE AGAIN TO YOU ALL AND THANKS AND TO ANYONE WHO FEELS THIS WAY-WHAT THE HELL IT WILL PASSICATE!!! GONNA GO BACK TO BED-HAVE FUN AND THANKS FER HELPIN ME OUT WITH THE THREAD!!!!

Feel better soon, dave. I'm shaking off the last of some kind of icky myself. It's makin' the rounds.

*smooch*

JoeEkaitis
04-04-2008, 06:51 PM
Eat something. You'll feel better.

http://www.eso-garden.com/images/uploads_bilder/medieval_illuminated_manuscripts_2.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
04-04-2008, 06:51 PM
Ummm -- do we have anyone here from Maine... or Newfoundland... or Alaska? Just wondering if we need to watch out for traps, cause we'd be pretty easy pickins right now.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
04-04-2008, 06:51 PM
It won't be the same without you in it! We'll bravely carry on, though... or I will until I have to leave for my hair appointment...

Wait.

Do lobsters have hair?

maestrowork
04-04-2008, 06:52 PM
I don't know about you, but after reading through this thread with all the avatars, I'm going to Red Lobster for dinner tonight.

Angelinity
04-04-2008, 06:53 PM
you gonna read a book? or you writin??? I vote for writin :D

Have a hot toddy with that, 'k? and get back your interest(s)!!!!

Cranky
04-04-2008, 06:53 PM
Ummm -- do we have anyone here from Maine... or Newfoundland... or Alaska? Just wondering if we need to watch out for traps, cause we'd be pretty easy pickins right now.

I'm a landlocked lobster. Raised in captivity, I guess.:cry:

maestrowork
04-04-2008, 06:53 PM
Do lobsters have hair?

Oh yeah, around their butts. Don't ask me how I know, though.

Bmwhtly
04-04-2008, 06:54 PM
I don't know about you, but after reading through this thread with all the avatars, I'm going to Red Lobster for dinner tonight.Tell you what, Ray, take these rubber bands off my claws and I'll pay.

*evil cackle*

reigningcatsndogs
04-04-2008, 06:56 PM
NO NO NO!!! Those rubber bands are on there for a reason!!!

Ow! (rubs pinch marks on butt)

rhymegirl
04-04-2008, 06:56 PM
Davids! PM me when you feel better and I will show you my BUM!!!!!
:)

Wow. That ought to get him feeling better immediately!


I'll show you mine too, Dave.

maestrowork
04-04-2008, 06:57 PM
Tell you what, Ray, take these rubber bands off my claws and I'll pay.

*evil cackle*

I love your tail.

BenPanced
04-04-2008, 06:57 PM
LOBSTER LOBSTER filthy-sounding crustacean joke LOBSTER LOBSTER fondle fronds LOBSTER LOBSTER CAN I GO NOW?

dolores haze
04-04-2008, 06:57 PM
Now is the time for silly lobsters to dance themselves silly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szhJzX0UgDM

Cranky
04-04-2008, 06:59 PM
You think you've got it bad, dave? Check out these poor souls...

http://www.funny.com/_fc/wm640/0/3/fn.CHP9Q.jpg

Jongfan
04-04-2008, 07:01 PM
He probably caught it hanging out at Pinkys
lord knows that place has not been disinfucted in years...

Ol' Fashioned Girl
04-04-2008, 07:02 PM
The things one finds on YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MER7q728aM4&feature=related)...


And one of my favorite lobster ditties (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKNQYKMCwV0&feature=related)...

maestrowork
04-04-2008, 07:03 PM
now i've seen everything.

not.

A. Hamilton
04-04-2008, 07:03 PM
can't have our Silly Davids feeling bad!

czjaba
04-04-2008, 07:03 PM
Hope you get to feeling better, Dave. Happy Silly Friday!!

dobiwon
04-04-2008, 07:03 PM
As Robinson Crusoe once said to his trusty sidekick, "A lobster feeling sick--that's just plain silly, Friday"!

Bmwhtly
04-04-2008, 07:05 PM
As Robinson Crusoe once said to his trusty sidekick, "A lobster feeling sick--that's just plain silly, Friday"!*groan*

Cranky
04-04-2008, 07:05 PM
*groan*

You groan, when you're making cannibal jokes??? :D

Perks
04-04-2008, 07:07 PM
The flu? Dreadful. Hope a virtual family reunion cheer you!

Smooches and pinches.

Cranky
04-04-2008, 07:08 PM
http://www.funny.com/_fc/wm640/0/3/fn.CHKAT.jpg

Bmwhtly
04-04-2008, 07:09 PM
You groan, when you're making cannibal jokes??? :DDid you hear about the one about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?

Cranky
04-04-2008, 07:12 PM
Did you hear about the one about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?

*straight face*

No. What happened?

benbradley
04-04-2008, 07:12 PM
Surely you haven't lost interest in me?????

Just look at us in our avatar. Please don't say it's over. I'm writing "our story." It will be the romance novel to end all romance novels. No one will be able to top the tale of "The Lobster and The Blonde."

I saw your avatar while perusing Google Images just yesterday... I've been wondering what a guy has to to around here to get a kiss...
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i274/yetanotherboardie/lobkiss.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
04-04-2008, 07:13 PM
Did you hear about the one about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?


http://66.98.176.96/~tricia/forums/images/smilies/sparkyban.gif

(if he doesn't, he should after THAT!:D)

Bmwhtly
04-04-2008, 07:14 PM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i274/yetanotherboardie/lobkiss.jpg
Why are the pretty ones always wierd?

And the girl's not too bad either.

Bmwhtly
04-04-2008, 07:16 PM
*straight face*

No. What happened?He wiped.


http://66.98.176.96/~tricia/forums/images/smilies/sparkyban.gif

(if he doesn't, he should after THAT!:D)Who's Sparky?

reigningcatsndogs
04-04-2008, 07:19 PM
He wiped.

Who's Sparky?


They don't have one that says Silver King or SK, so if you imagine the sun shining off SK's scales, that would make him sparkly, and then imagine that I am typing impaired ... and there you have it. :e2smack:

I didn't even try to find one that says 'OFG will Ban You'

Bmwhtly
04-04-2008, 07:23 PM
cannibal jokes??? What? Another one?

*sigh*

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"

Ken
04-04-2008, 07:24 PM
SILLY FRIDAY I HAVE THE FLU THREAD AND I REALLY HAVE LOST ALL INTEREST IN EVERYTHING

Consider yourself lucky Davids.
I lost all interest in everything years ago due to a metaphysical ailment that's incurable. :(

Speedy recovery, though. Just get lots of rest. It's the best cure.

nerds
04-04-2008, 07:25 PM
CAN YOU GUYS IMAGINE THAT'S IT? I GOT NUDDIN ELSE

au contraire



http://www.costumesinc.com/SKUimages/large/6804221.jpg


:e2cry:

Dad ???

Cranky
04-04-2008, 07:26 PM
What? Another one?

*sigh*

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"

*groan*

C.bronco
04-04-2008, 07:26 PM
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1067375/2/istockphoto_1067375_hot_chicken_soup.jpg
This is chicken soup for you davids (and certainly not lobster bisque)! I hope you feel better soon!

writerterri
04-04-2008, 07:28 PM
Lil'Lobster love!

Bmwhtly
04-04-2008, 07:28 PM
*groan*3 out of 4 cannibals agree; the 4th one needed more salt.

Bmwhtly
04-04-2008, 07:30 PM
ONe more before I go (because I've only got one more and it's the most likely tho get me bananad):

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

(dyasee? 'a wife and eight kids')

Cranky
04-04-2008, 07:32 PM
ONe more before I go (because I've only got one more and it's the most likely tho get me bananad):

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

(dyasee? 'a wife and eight kids')

You're so fired.

nerds
04-04-2008, 07:35 PM
ONe more before I go (because I've only got one more and it's the most likely tho get me bananad):

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?



Wasn't he the guy who coined the phrase "It's all good"?

Cranky
04-04-2008, 07:36 PM
http://www.funny.com/_fc/wm640/0/2/fn.CH0IA.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
04-04-2008, 07:36 PM
You're so fired.
You have forever earned my respect and admiration! :Hail:

reigningcatsndogs
04-04-2008, 07:37 PM
Wasn't he the guy who coined the phrase "It's all good"?

I thought it was 'Finger Lickin Good'?

reigningcatsndogs
04-04-2008, 07:38 PM
Wasn't he the guy who coined the phrase "It's all good"?

Or maybe 'it all tastes like chicken'?

DeborahM
04-04-2008, 07:38 PM
Oh, my Davids, youse got to no we'se love ya! Take care and stay out of any hot water! :Hug2:

aliajohnson
04-04-2008, 07:38 PM
Hope you're soon up and about feeling like your regular lobster self, davids. :Hug2:

Happy Silly Friday, everyone with normal body temperature!

Cranky
04-04-2008, 07:39 PM
You have forever earned my respect and admiration! :Hail:

Gee, I thought you liked me cuz I'm so tender and go well with butter! :D

reigningcatsndogs
04-04-2008, 07:44 PM
Gee, I thought you liked me cuz I'm so tender and go well with butter! :D

And cause you're cuter than a bug's ear!

JoeEkaitis
04-04-2008, 07:46 PM
You groan, when you're making cannibal jokes??? :DI know people who shouldn't eat weenies because that would be a form of cannibalism.

Susie
04-04-2008, 07:47 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Please feel better
We luvs you!

I wouldn't be a lobster for just anybody ya know! :D

Cranky
04-04-2008, 07:48 PM
And cause you're cuter than a bug's ear!

Why, thank you! *preens*

You sure I don't look fat in this??? :D

Cranky
04-04-2008, 07:49 PM
I know people who shouldn't eat weenies because that would be a form of cannibalism.


Oh Lord. That's just...funny and awful at the same. Good job! ROFL!

JoeEkaitis
04-04-2008, 07:51 PM
http://www.lookandlearn.com/if_files/gallery/01%7EOriginal_artwork/A012244.jpg

Though feared as a ruthless killer, the sabre-tooth
cat was also admired for his invigorating backrubs.

reigningcatsndogs
04-04-2008, 07:53 PM
http://arachnophiliac.info/burrow/gallery/cartoons/images/lobster.gif

Cranky
04-04-2008, 07:53 PM
http://www.funny.com/_fc/wm640/0/2/fn.CGPRO.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
04-04-2008, 07:57 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Please feel better
We luvs you!

I wouldn't be a lobster for just anybody ya know! :D


But, Susie, you have to admit, you are one darn fine looking lobster lady!

Cranky
04-04-2008, 07:57 PM
http://www.funny.com/_fc/wm640/0/2/fn.CGOOK.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
04-04-2008, 07:58 PM
http://www.funny.com/_fc/wm640/0/2/fn.CGPRO.jpg

I can't believe I had to look at this, like, three times before I got it! :rolleyes:

Man, he's got chunky calves, doesn't he? Or is that just the stripes?

Salem
04-04-2008, 07:59 PM
It's all muscle. Ronald is a big time body builder.

Cranky
04-04-2008, 08:02 PM
I can't believe I had to look at this, like, three times before I got it! :rolleyes:

Man, he's got chunky calves, doesn't he? Or is that just the stripes?

He sure does. He's also been found out by the corporate HQ, sadly.


http://www.thespoof.com/sitepics/thespoof/ACF2293.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
04-04-2008, 08:04 PM
It's all muscle. Ronald is a big time body builder.

I had no idea!! Guess he would have to be... to be able to pick up those size 28 feet he has!

Susie
04-04-2008, 08:05 PM
But, Susie, you have to admit, you are one darn fine looking lobster lady!

Well, thankees, Mary, you're a darn fine lookin' lobster lady for sure! Here's :Cake: to start the day off. :)

reigningcatsndogs
04-04-2008, 08:05 PM
http://seemikedraw.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/hamburglar-final.jpg

Susie
04-04-2008, 08:09 PM
That's hot! :D

Joycecwilliams
04-04-2008, 08:12 PM
http://enterthelaughter.com/cat-juggling.jpg

Cranky
04-04-2008, 08:12 PM
http://www.funny.com/_fc/wm640/0/2/fn.CGATB.jpg

Cranky
04-04-2008, 08:16 PM
http://www.funny.com/_fc/wm640/0/2/fn.CG44I.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
04-04-2008, 08:26 PM
http://lc.fdots.com/cc/lc/75/75c7bef334d37f13182eb0d8b94497e8.jpg

Joycecwilliams
04-04-2008, 08:26 PM
It's all fun and games... until


Someone get put in the boiling water.....

BenPanced
04-04-2008, 08:31 PM
http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/0006yzbr

Lyra Jean
04-04-2008, 08:32 PM
http://www.funny.com/_fc/wm640/0/2/fn.CGPRO.jpg

It took me a couple of times before I realized it was a Burger King.

reigningcatsndogs
04-04-2008, 08:34 PM
http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/0006yzbr
:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:

Oh! Wait! Jeez, don't be giving any of these people ideas! Did you see all the craziness that happened here on Tuesday!

melaniehoo
04-04-2008, 08:36 PM
Did someone say boiling water?

Joycecwilliams
04-04-2008, 08:37 PM
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u302/nightshadecartoons/OldManShowerNightshadeCartoons.png

reigningcatsndogs
04-04-2008, 08:40 PM
http://www.petacatalog.org/images/300-VEG309.jpg

JoeEkaitis
04-04-2008, 08:40 PM
And then, Br'er Rabbit said three li'l words that filled
Ol' Br'er Mount'n Lion with a terror he never felt before
in his whole entire life.

http://www.lookandlearn.com/if_files/gallery/01%7EOriginal_artwork/A006608.jpg

"Who goes first?"

reigningcatsndogs
04-04-2008, 08:41 PM
http://photos15.flickr.com/22175929_ea11c7a57b_o.gif

Angelinity
04-04-2008, 08:42 PM
um... davids make us sad

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/spin.jpg

Joycecwilliams
04-04-2008, 08:42 PM
Did someone say boiling water?

Looks like the boiling water got you...


NEXT!

Jongfan
04-04-2008, 08:47 PM
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n26/bronte369/lobstersloveguiness.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
04-04-2008, 08:52 PM
http://crazy-jokes.com/pictures/thought.jpg

Jongfan
04-04-2008, 08:54 PM
http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/0006yzbr


Oh now this I like.. I could so do this..

Cranky
04-04-2008, 08:54 PM
The biggest lobster ever!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/431257144_0ebab9bf3f.jpg?v=0

HeronW
04-04-2008, 08:59 PM
The biggest lobster ever!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/187/431257144_0ebab9bf3f.jpg?v=0

Darlin! Where have you been all my life!

Angelinity
04-04-2008, 09:02 PM
...how DO you flush this thing??

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/calvinspin.gif

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

DeleyanLee
04-04-2008, 09:04 PM
http://lc.fdots.com/cc/lc/75/75c7bef334d37f13182eb0d8b94497e8.jpg

AMEN!

dobiwon
04-04-2008, 09:11 PM
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n26/bronte369/lobstersloveguiness.jpgAnd here's why:


1) Pour six bottles of Guinness into a large kettle.
2) Bring to a boil.
3) Drop in two lobsters.
4) Wait patiently.
5) Enjoy!

reigningcatsndogs
04-04-2008, 09:19 PM
And here's why:


1) Pour six bottles of Guinness into a large kettle.
2) Bring to a boil.
3) Drop in two lobsters.
4) Wait patiently.
5) Enjoy!

... goes trolling through thread for two unsuspecting lobsters....

Joycecwilliams
04-04-2008, 09:26 PM
... goes trolling through thread for two unsuspecting lobsters....

I suspect everyone

Jersey Chick
04-04-2008, 09:29 PM
Ahh... but how do you know which lobster is which? ;)

Cranky
04-04-2008, 09:29 PM
Well, as my own bout with a cold/flu thingy has left me really tired, and my lil' guys are down for their afternoon nap, I'm gonna go lay down meself.

I guess that 11-12 hours the other day wasn't quite enough. Ugh.

Carry on, y'all. I'll be back to raise hell later, o' course.

DeleyanLee
04-04-2008, 09:34 PM
Well, as my own bout with a cold/flu thingy has left me really tired, and my lil' guys are down for their afternoon nap, I'm gonna go lay down meself.

I guess that 11-12 hours the other day wasn't quite enough. Ugh.

Carry on, y'all. I'll be back to raise hell later, o' course.

Hope you feel better soon. My housemate has been down with crud for almost 3 weeks now.

Joycecwilliams
04-04-2008, 09:36 PM
Hope you feel better soon. My housemate has been down with crud for almost 3 weeks now.

If you get in a pot of boiling water it will sanitize all the germs.. :)

Jersey Chick
04-04-2008, 09:37 PM
Just don't stay in the boiling water too long - or you'll kill off more than the germs. ;)

reigningcatsndogs
04-04-2008, 09:51 PM
I wonder if sitting in a hot tub would do?

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/MSI/lowres/MSIn35l.jpg

Angelinity
04-04-2008, 09:57 PM
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z111/angelinity/image17.gif

Magdalen
04-04-2008, 10:03 PM
Just checking in. Will be back and be silly-er later!!!

Angelinity
04-04-2008, 10:08 PM
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f147/crstldragon/silly%20drawings/weirdfriday.jpg

NeuroFizz
04-04-2008, 11:39 PM
Hope you get your giggle back soon, Dave.

JoeEkaitis
04-04-2008, 11:41 PM
From davids's supermodel days . . .

http://images.bridgeman.co.uk/cgi-bin/bridgemanImage.cgi/600.XHC.2769120.7055475/216493.JPG

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 12:00 AM
http://www.vnerr.com/news/fun/Snapdragon.jpg

Jersey Chick
04-05-2008, 12:04 AM
:roll:

Where'd you get that picture of me????

Ol' Fashioned Girl
04-05-2008, 12:09 AM
I can't believe I had to look at this, like, three times before I got it! :rolleyes:

Man, he's got chunky calves, doesn't he? Or is that just the stripes?

I was wondering if he was nekkid under that trench coat...


http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/0006yzbr

I confess: I have done this. Only it was in a small office and we went over the wall through the ceiling tiles to fill it all the way to the top!

Cranky
04-05-2008, 12:10 AM
Oh what I wouldn't give for a turn in a jaccuzzi right now. The nap helped a little, but man! The aches are the worst.

Maybe I should drag out my virtual hot-tub. :D

Devil Ledbetter
04-05-2008, 12:11 AM
Oh what I wouldn't give for a turn in a jaccuzzi right now. The nap helped a little, but man! The aches are the worst.

Maybe I should drag out my virtual hot-tub. :DNap? I need one, too.

Cranky
04-05-2008, 12:17 AM
Nap? I need one, too.

I try to get one in every day. 20 minutes or so. It really helps. :D Today was 2 hours cuz I'm still wimped out.

Here's a nice fluffy virtual pillow, though.

http://www.gizmag.com/pictures/3123_01.jpg

Jongfan
04-05-2008, 12:18 AM
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m111/harmonyakaj/silly.png

nerds
04-05-2008, 12:23 AM
I'm about to napificate too, so, happy Fridaycation, be all the lobster you can be, and never leave your crustaceans on the bedpost overnight. davids, up and at 'em asap, the world ain't right without ye. :Hug2:



http://www.joelwesleyrose.com/uploaded_images/oceanday_lobster.jpg

Angelinity
04-05-2008, 12:25 AM
zzzzzleep??

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg215/chela_mae/junk/silly.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 12:47 AM
wiener dogs are NEVER wrong about naps!

http://www.mydachshunds.net/naptime.jpg

auntybug
04-05-2008, 01:03 AM
So... since he started the thread & bailed out...how long are we keeping the lobster av's so he can actually enjoy them? I loved confusing the hell out of everyone else around here today for what thats worth!:D

Jongfan
04-05-2008, 01:06 AM
http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee309/3534538/Smileys/Smiley_temperature.gif

Our brilliant leader is ill today.. here's hoping he feels betterer soon

quickWit
04-05-2008, 01:07 AM
So... since he started the thread & bailed out...how long are we keeping the lobster av's so he can actually enjoy them? I loved confusing the hell out of everyone else around here today for what thats worth!:D

I'm keeping mine at least another 7 minutes.

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 01:18 AM
Is there some way we can copy them into the actual posts so he can see them?

Cranky
04-05-2008, 01:19 AM
Is there some way we can copy them into the acatual posts so he can see them?

I'm sure we could move them to our signature lines, if nothing else.

Jersey Chick
04-05-2008, 01:31 AM
My sig's gettin' pretty crowded....

but i'm game

Cranky
04-05-2008, 01:34 AM
I tried it, and it looks like it worked. A little crowded, but I think it'll do. :D

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 01:37 AM
Okay, I've gone through and copied all the pictures with user names, titles, and locations, and put them on a separate document the lobster can have... I can't think of any other way to do it... and I did miss a couple -- BM and Sara... but I think I have everyone else.

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 01:40 AM
JoeEkaitis (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=951)
Boil 'im up gooooood.

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customavatars/avatar951_146.gif (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=951)

Cranky
04-05-2008, 01:40 AM
Okay, I've gone through and copied all the pictures with user names, titles, and locations, and put them on a separate document the lobster can have... I can't think of any other way to do it... and I did miss a couple -- BM and Sara... but I think I have everyone else.

Oh. I totally misunderstood you! *blushes*

Sorry!

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 01:46 AM
dobiwon (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=3857)
It's a sililobs pterydon!

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customavatars/avatar3857_9.gif (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=3857)

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 01:47 AM
Salem Ollivander (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=16334)
lobsterlicious

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customavatars/avatar16334_14.gif (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=16334)

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 01:48 AM
Writer??? (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=13976)
Because EYE said so!

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customavatars/avatar13976_14.gif (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=13976)

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 01:49 AM
Angelinity (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=8725)
walking the tightrope

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customavatars/avatar8725_65.gif (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=8725)

Join Date: Aug 2006

Susie
04-05-2008, 01:53 AM
Ok, Iz here. What trouble ya getting into now? :D

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 01:54 AM
writerterri (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=4114)
Got Dave?

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customavatars/avatar4114_61.gif (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=4114)

JLCwrites
04-05-2008, 01:56 AM
Jumping in to break Mary's posting streak. :)

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 01:57 AM
melaniehoo (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=17150)
finger lickin' good

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customavatars/avatar17150_27.gif (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=17150)

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 01:58 AM
DeleyanLee (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=17383)
Writing Anarchist

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customavatars/avatar17383_6.gif (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=17383)

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 02:01 AM
NeuroFizz (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=1846)
Brainstorm

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customavatars/avatar1846_18.gif (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=1846)

Bmwhtly
04-05-2008, 02:01 AM
Whats sillier than a massive multi-quote?

Nothing, that's who.
But, Susie, you have to admit, you are one darn fine looking lobster lady!I agree!

But she's cute anyhow.


http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n26/bronte369/lobstersloveguiness.jpgProof that they want to be mammals.


I wonder if sitting in a hot tub would do?

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/MSI/lowres/MSIn35l.jpg
Hmmmm... I may know a thread with a hot tub...

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee309/3534538/Smileys/Smiley_temperature.gif

Our brilliant leader is ill today.. here's hoping he feels betterer soonummm... I believe you mean 'Bountiful and Merciful leader'


I did miss a couple -- BM
aw geez, i didn't need to hear that!

oh, you mean my lobster avatar? sorry, yes.

It was a big live lobster with rubber bands on my claws. :)
ETA: it looked almost exactly like this (http://www.sagamorelobster.com/images/images_big/lobster_a_2.jpg).
Although I was tempted to have a Dr Zoidberg avatar (http://www.toxicshock.tv/interviews/billy_west/zoidberg_futurama_billy_wes.jpg).


http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customavatars/avatar15784_7.gif (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=15784)

Anyone else find the HUGE tentacles on that thing disturbing?

Nope? Just me?


*Struts to the middle of the thread*

*shakes his groovethang*

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 02:11 AM
Thanks, guys! I hope you don't mind that I tried to catch as many of the avs as I could. Going through the archive posts, I noticed some of the other threads that involved avatars, and they miss a lot by us not seeing them. I thought this way we would know what we looked like later on, and it gives Dave a chance to see them when he can actually hold his head up and focus his eyes. If I missed anyone, I'm really sorry. You guys all looked super great! What an incredible bunch! :Hug2:

Jersey Chick
04-05-2008, 02:19 AM
And I'm baaa-aaack! :D

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 02:21 AM
I think this was

Saritams8
feeling pale
http://www.lobsterscience.ca/images2/faq/whitelobster.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 02:25 AM
and I think I have this one right (but WAY bigger than it was as an av)

Bmwhtly

http://www.sagamorelobster.com/images/images_big/lobster_a_2.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 02:27 AM
Cranky (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=17189)
Buttery Goodness

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/customavatars/avatar17189_16.gif (http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/member.php?u=17189)

Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: In a pineapple, under the sea

HeronW
04-05-2008, 02:43 AM
http://inlinethumb19.webshots.com/39698/2051581940097198176S500x500Q85.jpg
We're coming for ya Davids!

DeborahM
04-05-2008, 02:45 AM
Thanks reigningcatsndogs! Great job at putting this together for davids!!! We know he'll love it!

HeronW
04-05-2008, 02:46 AM
http://inlinethumb07.webshots.com/12038/2830503660097198176S500x500Q85.jpg
You guys check the other side of the ocean...

HeronW
04-05-2008, 02:48 AM
http://inlinethumb02.webshots.com/18817/2837269080097198176S500x500Q85.jpg
Davids went the other way? Thanks uh, ma'am, um, sir, um...

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 02:51 AM
Haggis

http://selfserve1.download.videoegg.com/gid369/cid1174/MQ/SF/11789559021AYsGbqhdhGDsz0LFdyc_thumbnail.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 03:08 AM
quickWit
Looking for Crustaceous Love

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/58/97/23049758.jpg

Location: In a Tank at Red's place

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 03:11 AM
auntybug
It's silly friday!!!!!
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/103/300668985_fb38ae14d6.jpg

Location: We love Davids *smooch*

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 03:14 AM
Haggis

http://www.mikeandmandy.us/uploads/Baxter_the_lobster.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 03:17 AM
doloreshaze

Lobster Lover

http://scienceblogs.com/zooillogix/giant%20lobster.jpg
Location: cavorting in the waves

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 03:19 AM
BenPanced

i hav lobbstr

http://kecute.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/baby-lobster.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 03:20 AM
P.H.Delarren

out there

http://www.clusterflock.org/LobsterGirl.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 03:21 AM
czjaba

http://blogs.timesunion.com/tablehopping/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/lobster.jpg

Jean Marie
04-05-2008, 03:22 AM
Davids, sorry I didn't get in on the Lobster celebration, earlier. I've been down w/ the flu, also. I'm feelin' your pain, darlin' :Hug2:

Slept until just after 1pm, today and starting to feel better. Hope you're on your feet, soon.

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 03:23 AM
Perks

http://1percent.files.wordpress.com/2006/03/lobster.jpg

Jean Marie
04-05-2008, 03:25 AM
Perks

http://1percent.files.wordpress.com/2006/03/lobster.jpg
Hold on a sec, that's the mouse that died.

Jongfan
04-05-2008, 03:25 AM
http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii121/thailandplace/spa/Nibhana_Spa_01.jpg


Mary, I booked you an appointment at this spa for all of your hard work today


Look at how enjoyable it is

http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg78/KimnTam2007/massageMA18652981-0008.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 03:37 AM
nerdsRus

UL Approved
http://bikemag.com/news/massmedia/secret-lobster-300.jpg

Location: United Lobster Corp.

Susie
04-05-2008, 03:37 AM
Roses are red
Violets are too.
Getting into trouble,
Aren't you!???! :D

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 03:44 AM
Jongfan
Where Lobsters love to tread

Kimmi
rise a seahorse, save a dave

TrainofThought

DeborahM
Location: Are there any lobsterinos around here?

aliajohnson

Susie
Tot'lly rad lobster dude!

Joycewilliams
I Suffer from Clawstrophobia

Magdalen
Not just a piece of tail!

reigningcatsndogs
I am lobster; hear me roar!
Location: In a really,really, really bad Hitchcock movie

Jersey Chick
Do I look fat in this?

http://www.mstevensandson.co.uk/shop/images/cooked%20lobsters.jpg%20web%20size.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 03:54 AM
benbradley

Lost at Sea

http://www.mediacritiques.com/wp-content/uploads/lobster.gif
Location: I'm from Maine...

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 03:58 AM
Roses are red
Violets are too.
Getting into trouble,
Aren't you!???! :D


If you only knew!!!! Wanna drink, Susie? It's helps!

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 03:59 AM
c.bronco
lobster sympathizer

http://www.brachyura.fsnet.co.uk/Movies/seb2.gif

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 04:01 AM
HeronW
Look me in the claws...

http://blogs.timesunion.com/tablehopping/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/lobster.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 04:03 AM
Turkey Lurkey
Doing the Rock Lobster

http://www.stuffedark.com/images/lobsterlarry.jpg
Location: Hiding in Davids' Dingy

HeronW
04-05-2008, 04:15 AM
Turkey Lurkey
Doing the Rock Lobster

http://www.stuffedark.com/images/lobsterlarry.jpg
Location: Hiding in Davids' Dingy

Is it crowded in there?
oohhhh, I can't resist--so I won't. :}
Is that your dingy or are you just happy to see me?

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 04:38 AM
Ol' Fashioned Girl
Lobster Squad Member
http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/1ds-7/red-plastic-lobster.jpg

Location: In a lobster tank.

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 04:40 AM
Yeshanu
I'm Dressed for Friday Now

http://botit.botany.wisc.edu/toms_fungi/images/hypolobs.jpg

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 04:42 AM
rhymegirl
believeitornot it's just me

http://www.csc.gov.sg/html/newsletter/mar2005/lobster1.jpg

Susie
04-05-2008, 04:45 AM
If you only knew!!!! Wanna drink, Susie? It's helps!

Nope, wanna whole case! Got liquor? :D

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 04:46 AM
For the couple that I don't have yet, if you want to please add them to the page, or send me a link and I will add them.

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 04:50 AM
My last silly post for today! (I promise)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBcdRDB14e0

reigningcatsndogs
04-05-2008, 05:42 AM
Nope, wanna whole case! Got liquor? :D

Do lobsters got claws?

This should hold us for an hour or two

http://editor.ne16.com/grapevine-cottage/wine%20room%20a.jpg

aliajohnson
04-05-2008, 05:54 AM
Jongfan
Where Lobsters love to tread

Kimmi
rise a seahorse, save a dave

TrainofThought

DeborahM
Location: Are there any lobsterinos around here?

aliajohnson

Susie
Tot'lly rad lobster dude!

Joycewilliams
I Suffer from Clawstrophobia

Magdalen
Not just a piece of tail!

reigningcatsndogs
I am lobster; hear me roar!
Location: In a really,really, really bad Hitchcock movie

Jersey Chick
Do I look fat in this?

http://www.mstevensandson.co.uk/shop/images/cooked%20lobsters.jpg%20web%20size.jpg


*Reads list* I'm the only one who didn't come up with a clever user title?

:e2tomato:

Susie
04-05-2008, 06:05 AM
Do lobsters got claws?

This should hold us for an hour or two

http://editor.ne16.com/grapevine-cottage/wine%20room%20a.jpg

LOL. Yep, lobsters have claws, for sure! :D And that's a super liquor display, Mary. Everyone dive in! :D Many thx!

Jersey Chick
04-05-2008, 06:36 AM
*Reads list* I'm the only one who didn't come up with a clever user title?

:e2tomato:

Actually, what I should have put in as my user title (and realized it about 30 seconds before I went back to Hobbes) was

Happiness is warm lobster.

rats.

Chumplet
04-05-2008, 06:58 AM
Aaaaaggggghhhh! He got me!

JoeEkaitis
04-05-2008, 07:38 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2096/2383724315_04603ebc74_o.jpg
Boil 'im up gooooooood.