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Recipes you cook regularly, because there's hardly any time to cook when you're busy editing or just wasting time in front of the computer when you SHOULD be editing.
Nivvie said:Even Lazier Person's Meal.
Look at husband/wife/life partner/neighbour with hollow, empty eyes. Clutch stomach and let out small whine.
Await service.
poppyhullings said:Our idea of "take-out" around these parts (since nobody delivers here) is to take a gun out into the back yard and shoot something, then clean it and cook it, of course.
rtilryarms said:That is exactly my quickie fav. Just make sure it's Kielbasa sausage [slurp]
poppyhullings said:Oh yeah, and there's always roadkill.
rtilryarms said:That is exactly my quickie fav. Just make sure it's Kielbasa sausage [slurp]
rtilryarms said:uh...settle down guys we're taling about dinner favorites ....OK?
robeiae said:Lazier Man's Complete and Highly Nutritious Dinner:
1 Phone
1 Wad of crumpled bills
1 Phone book
First, look in the phone book for the nearest Chinese take-out place. Next, dial the number as it appers in the book on the phone. Then order one from column A and two from column B. Wait 20-40 minutes, depending on altitude. Answer doorbell, pay delivery man with wad of crumpled bills, being careful to tip generously. Open package carefully, as it may be hot. Stuff your lazy butt.
Rob