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Joycecwilliams
04-04-2008, 07:01 AM
I rear-ended a car on my way to work. This idiot slams on his
brakes for no reason. I can't even see a driver in the car!
So I was standing alongside the road, steam rolling from my punctured radiator, and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

And you know how sometimes you just get sooo-stressed-out that real-life stuff seems to get really funny? Yeah,well, I could NOT believe it . . . The other driver was a DWARF, only about 3 feet tall!

So, he storms over to my car, looks up at me, and loudly proclaims,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Okay, well, which one are you then?'
And THAT'S when the fight started.

Haggis
04-04-2008, 07:02 AM
I rear-ended a car on my way to work. This idiot slams on his
brakes for no reason. I can't even see a driver in the car!
So I was standing alongside the road, steam rolling from my punctured radiator, and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

And you know how sometimes you just get sooo-stressed-out that real-life stuff seems to get really funny? Yeah,well, I could NOT believe it . . . The other driver was a DWARF, only about 3 feet tall!

So, he storms over to my car, looks up at me, and loudly proclaims,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Okay, well, which one are you then?'
And THAT'S when the fight started.

You didn't. :D

Bravo
04-04-2008, 07:14 AM
no. you. didn't.

:ROFL:

Joycecwilliams
04-04-2008, 07:22 AM
no. you. didn't.

:ROFL:

Really when he said "I'M NOT HAPPY!" I said "Yeah I know. You're Dopey."

SpookyWriter
04-04-2008, 07:23 AM
I rear-ended a car on my way to work. This idiot slams on his
brakes for no reason. I can't even see a driver in the car!
So I was standing alongside the road, steam rolling from my punctured radiator, and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

And you know how sometimes you just get sooo-stressed-out that real-life stuff seems to get really funny? Yeah,well, I could NOT believe it . . . The other driver was a DWARF, only about 3 feet tall!

So, he storms over to my car, looks up at me, and loudly proclaims,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Okay, well, which one are you then?'
And THAT'S when the fight started.:roll: And I thought that kind of stuff only happened to me.

reigningcatsndogs
04-04-2008, 07:25 AM
** makes note to never drive in front of Joyce, especially if not wearing high heels **

Kerr
04-04-2008, 07:37 AM
:ROFL: I can see the headlines. Cut out the story and send it to Leno.

Cranky
04-04-2008, 07:38 AM
I rear-ended a car on my way to work. This idiot slams on his
brakes for no reason. I can't even see a driver in the car!
So I was standing alongside the road, steam rolling from my punctured radiator, and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

And you know how sometimes you just get sooo-stressed-out that real-life stuff seems to get really funny? Yeah,well, I could NOT believe it . . . The other driver was a DWARF, only about 3 feet tall!

So, he storms over to my car, looks up at me, and loudly proclaims,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Okay, well, which one are you then?'
And THAT'S when the fight started.

:ROFL::roll:

Joycecwilliams
04-04-2008, 07:46 AM
** makes note to never drive in front of Joyce, especially if not wearing high heels **

Maybe you should sit on a pillow tooo... :)

kellytijer
04-04-2008, 07:48 AM
hahahahahahahahahahaha

ErylRavenwell
04-04-2008, 07:52 AM
Fist fight with a dwarf? That's just crazy. :D

Jenifer
04-04-2008, 08:00 AM
Clearly a woman who has never been punched in the old genitals. http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/6839/bonggggg2lk.gif

(Not me- kicked by a horse there once or twice...)

This makes my night. Boyfriend's too.

Inky
04-04-2008, 08:22 AM
....can't stop laughing...haven't made it beyond OP....*doubles over...smacking couch...breathing no longer negotiable...*

brokenfingers
04-04-2008, 08:39 AM
So who won? And are you okay? No, uh, bite marks?

Susie
04-04-2008, 08:44 AM
:roll: You are too funny, Joyce! Danks!

reigningcatsndogs
04-04-2008, 08:47 AM
Maybe you should sit on a pillow tooo... :)

Yeah, okay -- no thanks! I got more than enough padding there!

Terran
04-04-2008, 09:01 AM
Oh my god that's evil.:roll:
I love it.:ROFL:

chevbrock
04-04-2008, 09:21 AM
Can I use this as my new quote-thingy under my avatar?

Jo
04-04-2008, 09:34 AM
chevbrock...:ROFL:


I rear-ended a car on my way to work. This idiot slams on his
brakes for no reason. I can't even see a driver in the car!
So I was standing alongside the road, steam rolling from my punctured radiator, and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

And you know how sometimes you just get sooo-stressed-out that real-life stuff seems to get really funny? Yeah,well, I could NOT believe it . . . The other driver was a DWARF, only about 3 feet tall!

So, he storms over to my car, looks up at me, and loudly proclaims,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Okay, well, which one are you then?'
And THAT'S when the fight started.

:roll:

Um... sorry to hear about your car.

louisgodwin
04-04-2008, 10:23 AM
That was the best laugh I've had in weeks. :D Thanks.

JennaGlatzer
04-04-2008, 10:37 AM
Joyce! Did you write this joke?

Tedium
04-04-2008, 10:40 AM
You're my hero.

That does suck about your car, though.

Joycecwilliams
04-04-2008, 04:08 PM
Okay... I really did not get into a fight or car accident. It was a funny story my friend sent to me.. I wish I did write it. I laughed so hard when I read it, I had to post it..

Confession is good for the soul...

DeleyanLee
04-04-2008, 04:17 PM
Thanks for the laugh. GREAT way to start off a Friday morning!

Julie Worth
04-04-2008, 04:33 PM
The source: http://denisebelindamcdonald.blogspot.com/

Don Allen
04-04-2008, 04:38 PM
AWESOME,,,, LETS WRITE THE BOOK!!!!

maestrowork
04-04-2008, 05:36 PM
They're called Little People! Sheesh! ;)

Inky
04-04-2008, 06:01 PM
Personally, I rather enjoyed the song 'Short People'....but nothin' 'bout me has evah been normal...


Depends on the country, Ray...they could be referred to as weeee laddies...

maestrowork
04-04-2008, 06:06 PM
Or Munchkins. But only in Oz.

Yeshanu
04-04-2008, 07:11 PM
:ROFL::roll:

writerterri
04-04-2008, 07:36 PM
*sucks in wind*

*laughs*



Maybe he was Sleepy and dreamed he was going to hit Snow White.

melaniehoo
04-04-2008, 09:03 PM
:roll:

Thanks for the laugh!

StephanieFox
04-04-2008, 10:47 PM
This is pretty brazen talk from someone with dogs with four kinds of dwarfism.

Jersey Chick
04-04-2008, 10:51 PM
That was too funny, even if it wasn't true - it's something my husband would do. Seriously. He's evil sometimes. :D