Well...after over four months and countless nails bitten off, I finally heard from one of my fulls, one that by now I'd discounted anyway. Yep, you guessed it: After careful consideration, we've decided that your book does not fit our agency.
I think this manuscript will have to be sent to the Old Unpublished Novel Home.
if they're gonna wrench our hearts
out by the throat, why take so long
doing it??
Bummer, App, and so dang frustrating. I'll aaarrrggghhh with you! Altogerther now: AARRGGHH! Doesn't that feel better?