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Perks
04-01-2008, 11:27 PM
someone's gonna clean up this mess by tomorrow. Fun's fun and all, but this board looks like a disaster. It's unbecoming.

dpaterso
04-01-2008, 11:30 PM
Fear not, Mary Poppins is on high alert.

-Derek

III
04-01-2008, 11:30 PM
*sigh* I couldn't agree more.

Bravo
04-01-2008, 11:30 PM
why do you hate cows, perks?

SpookyWriter
04-01-2008, 11:30 PM
someone's gonna clean up this mess by tomorrow. Fun's fun and all, but this board looks like a disaster. It's unbecoming.It's all her fault. Make her clean up the mess.

Haggis
04-01-2008, 11:33 PM
I blame Haggis.

Perks
04-01-2008, 11:33 PM
why do you hate cows, perks?
I don't hate cows - only cows trotting around with their udders exposed.

SpookyWriter
04-01-2008, 11:34 PM
I blame Haggis.Haggis is too short for blame. Ankles are a different matter.

Spinal Tapestry
04-01-2008, 11:34 PM
You mean this isn't normal? that's a relief. No wonder that guy said he didn't think my kungfu poetry was real.

writerterri
04-01-2008, 11:34 PM
Snot I. I've been keeping my sexual thoughts to myself and my head hurts. I think it ever grew a size.

Perks
04-01-2008, 11:34 PM
You can continue littering blame, but do keep clear a path to the broom closet. Disgraceful.

III
04-01-2008, 11:35 PM
You mean this isn't normal? that's a relief. No wonder that guy said he didn't think my kungfu poetry was real.

Just hang in there, Spinal Tapestry. Things will be back to "normal" tomorrow. Just kung-fu anyone who bothers you today!

dpaterso
04-01-2008, 11:36 PM
Who, ah say who on earth joins a message board on April 1, and expects to be taken seriously?

-Derek

SpookyWriter
04-01-2008, 11:37 PM
Who, ah say who on earth joins a message board on April 1, and expects to be taken seriously?

-DerekObama?

TrainofThought
04-01-2008, 11:37 PM
You mean this isn't normal? that's a relief. No wonder that guy said he didn't think my kungfu poetry was real.Normal is overrated. Keep listening to the voices in your head that everybody is kung fu fighting.

Bravo
04-01-2008, 11:39 PM
I don't hate cows - only cows trotting around with their udders exposed.

you'd still hit it.

happy 6,000 perks!!

Perks
04-01-2008, 11:40 PM
you'd still hit it.

It'd have to take a lot of batteries.

Oh dear.

I really do hope someone purges all this crap.

writerterri
04-01-2008, 11:40 PM
Is that your post size growing or are you just happy to see me?

Perks
04-01-2008, 11:41 PM
I didn't even know I'd crested the hill. It's terrifying really.

Jean Marie
04-01-2008, 11:41 PM
You mean this isn't normal? that's a relief. No wonder that guy said he didn't think my kungfu poetry was real.
You seriously joined, today...wtf?

You brave, insane soul :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:
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:welcome:

:e2tongue:

I believe you'll fit right in.

III
04-01-2008, 11:42 PM
*sigh*

Stew21
04-01-2008, 11:45 PM
You mean this isn't normal? that's a relief. No wonder that guy said he didn't think my kungfu poetry was real.

No. It isn't normal. there is nothing normal about Kung Fu Poetry.
I wasn't joking. Kung fu poetry, seriously?
I know a joke when I see one. My comments weren't the joke. Your poem was.
I'm onto you Spinal Tapestry.

Jean Marie
04-01-2008, 11:49 PM
*sigh*
Pretty lame commentary, if you ask me. Is that all you can say: *sigh* And, Mac pays you for that...wait, shocks you for that?


No. It isn't normal. there is nothing normal about Kung Fu Poetry.
I wasn't joking. Kung fu poetry, seriously?
I know a joke when I see one. My comments weren't the joke. Your poem was.
I'm onto you Spinal Tapestry.
That's our CG, always on top of things, spotting silly poetry.

James81
04-01-2008, 11:50 PM
Ha! I wondered why your website seemed so clean. You are a neat freak. lol

Perks
04-01-2008, 11:53 PM
Ha! I wondered why your website seemed so clean. You are a neat freak. lolI do like to be able to see the floor. Ah hell, who am I kidding? I'm the one who stays up 'til four am cleaning up after the party because the morning-after mess will send be running for the Xanax.

The mods used to love me for this. Then they put out a contract on my life.

III
04-01-2008, 11:56 PM
The mods used to love me for this. Then they put out a contract on my life.

Awww, we still love you, honey :Hug2:

Perks
04-01-2008, 11:56 PM
I don't even know who you are. Don't shine me on, person.

James81
04-01-2008, 11:58 PM
I do like to be able to see the floor. Ah hell, who am I kidding? I'm the one who stays up 'til four am cleaning up after the party because the morning-after mess will send be running for the Xanax.

The mods used to love me for this. Then they put out a contract on my life.

You poor thing. That must be dreadful.

SpookyWriter
04-01-2008, 11:58 PM
Awww, we still love you, honey :Hug2:That's what they always say just before...

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/BrandoBardot/newyeargodfather2.jpg

III
04-01-2008, 11:59 PM
I don't even know who you are. Don't shine me on, person.

I'm just a friendly kitty cat

Jersey Chick
04-02-2008, 12:02 AM
I'll give you a hand, Perks. I'll hide all of the bodies guests in the closet.

just don't anyone open the door - for any reason at all

Perks
04-02-2008, 12:06 AM
Funny, I was just counting bodies. No really, I was. About an hour ago. So far, I've killed eight people.

Altogether, a lighter load than I expected.

Jersey Chick
04-02-2008, 12:07 AM
So my job will be that much easier then.


cool

czjaba
04-02-2008, 12:07 AM
No Jersey, not that closet! That's where I hid the alcohol.

:hic: :e2drunk:

Perks
04-02-2008, 12:08 AM
You all look like idiots. Just sayin'.

Jersey Chick
04-02-2008, 12:08 AM
Damn it - the other closet's all the way over there.... that's a lot of dragging and these bodies are heavy!

TrainofThought
04-02-2008, 12:08 AM
Funny, I was just counting bodies. No really, I was. About an hour ago. So far, I've killed eight people.

Altogether, a lighter load than I expected.Well you ain't gonna take them down this way.

http://www.generalcomics.com/love-funny-pictures-jokes/10.jpg

Jean Marie
04-02-2008, 02:08 AM
I'm just a friendly kitty cat
Like the mountain lion they're hunting for in Chicago. Uh-huh.

We ain't stupid.

Unique
04-02-2008, 05:05 AM
You can continue littering blame, but do keep clear a path to the broom closet. Disgraceful.

Haskins?


Who, ah say who on earth joins a message board on April 1, and expects to be taken seriously?
-Derek
erm... who takes OP seriously any day?

You seriously joined, today...wtf?
You brave, insane soul :ROFL:
:e2tongue:

I believe you'll fit right in.

Pretty lame .

Um - yeah. Nytyol - see yaz tomorra -

poetinahat
04-02-2008, 05:11 AM
silly poetry.
You take that back, Jemimah.

Jean Marie
04-02-2008, 05:14 AM
You take that back, Jemimah.
:e2kissy:

poetinahat
04-02-2008, 05:21 AM
*this transmission has been interrupted -- we apologise for the inconvenience*

:D

tjwriter
04-02-2008, 05:22 AM
I bet it costs a fortune for Mac to send in the cleanup crew after every April Fools.

Having to rip up the carpet and replace it every year, tsk tsk. You'd think she'd just go with concrete and drains so it'd be easy to hose it down and wash it away. The new paint for the walls must add up too.

poetinahat
04-02-2008, 05:24 AM
The mods used to love me for this. Then they put out a contract on my life.
We're just trying to trade up, that's all.

Soccer Mom
04-02-2008, 05:52 AM
I'm just glad I'm not a supermod. There's a loooooooooot of clean up to be done.

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/14/kittehisnotma128500363097343750.jpg