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My fists fly
I bloody your eye
kung-fu kick
and then you die.
 

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Um? No. Not kidding. I am working on a whole collection of fight scene poetry.
I know it's simple, but I really think that's the beauty of it, ya know?
It's swift - like my flying fists of fury, bro.
 

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where the hell is Stew? It's obviously another prankster. this can't be real.


I HATE April Fool's Day!
 

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No. Mr. CO Guy. I'm serious about my poetry. wanna make something of it?

Too fast for you.
My anger boils my blood
Don't turn your back on me.
Watch me unleash the flood!
 

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All right, I've sent a PM to Trish.

Let's all take a deep breath and relax. It isn't like this is important anyway. It's just poetry.
 

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An Auctioneer is telling me to relax? Poetry isn't important?

Poetry is important, auctioneer. It is. It's as serious as a roundhouse.
 

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Nobody reads poetry anway. It's like all those fake kung fu movies. Just have some popcorn and relax, noob.
 

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KUNG FU IS NOT FAKE!

It's hard work. Do you know how tough those Power Ranger auditions are?
It takes skillz. I know. I tried out for it. Jungle Fury, baby.

You know you like those shows? I bet you watch them.
who's your favorite power ranger?


POWER UP POETRY - it's gonna be my second poetry book. Power Ranger poetry.
People will read it. People read poetry!
 

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Good grief. Are you for real? The only thing more laughable than fanfic is fanfic poetry.

I'm sure your mother will love her complimentary copy.
 

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the arts marshall
the masturbatory belts
the goal, black
as night's lonely toll,
it's easy to beat the shit
out of shadows
 

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NeuroFizz - nice to meet you. That poem RAWKS!
You wanna collaborate on my KungFu book with me?

We'll have to teach you to rhyme, but that's easy enough, right!
Awesome man!
 

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Naw. Every time I rhyme, I get a boner that won't go down for three hours and fifty five minutes, just under the four hours required to go to the doctor.
 
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You can talk about that stuff here? hard ons? Really?



cool.
 

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My fists fly
I bloody your eye
kung-fu kick
and then you die.


Poets don't die ... but anyway, you don't do it right that ... 'bloody eye'. I know the 'move' you try to describe. One doesn't use 'fists' but an S-swerve with the right hand to hit the opponent with the knuckle of the bended middle finger on his right temple. Then you straighten your hand breaking his teeth with the back of your pulse. Then you hit his jaw (breaking it) with the elbow as you pull your hand back. And then you straighten your arm (as a kind of goodbye) and with the back of your fist you break his right cheek bone. Very easy ... and no fistssssssss! No fighting really. Easy move.

So, this poem isn't about kung-fu. It isn't about poetry too I suspect. But I find it a cool piece that'll stick. People'll remember it far longer than some of the best poems posted here.
 
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You really think so Dawno_O? thanks, man.

I thought about doing a KungFuHaiku book too. do you think people would read that?

and CO guy. Why don't you just leave me alone.
 

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You really think so Dawno_O? thanks, man.

I thought about doing a KungFuHaiku book too. do you think people would read that?

and CO guy. Why don't you just leave me alone.

Well, you are welcome, but I'm hardly a "man" :). I think KungFuHaiku could be a bestseller. I know I'd put it on my coffee table :)

ETA: But just leave the "boner" talk out of it. Nobody wants to read about boners in Kung Fu. :)
 
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