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Spinal Tapestry
04-01-2008, 10:42 PM
My fists fly
I bloody your eye
kung-fu kick
and then you die.

Stew21
04-01-2008, 10:45 PM
You've got to freakin' be kidding me.

WTF?

Spinal Tapestry
04-01-2008, 10:47 PM
Um? No. Not kidding. I am working on a whole collection of fight scene poetry.
I know it's simple, but I really think that's the beauty of it, ya know?
It's swift - like my flying fists of fury, bro.

Stew21
04-01-2008, 10:52 PM
where the hell is Stew? It's obviously another prankster. this can't be real.


I HATE April Fool's Day!

Spinal Tapestry
04-01-2008, 10:54 PM
No. Mr. CO Guy. I'm serious about my poetry. wanna make something of it?

Too fast for you.
My anger boils my blood
Don't turn your back on me.
Watch me unleash the flood!

Soccer Mom
04-01-2008, 10:55 PM
All right, I've sent a PM to Trish.

Let's all take a deep breath and relax. It isn't like this is important anyway. It's just poetry.

Spinal Tapestry
04-01-2008, 10:58 PM
An Auctioneer is telling me to relax? Poetry isn't important?

Poetry is important, auctioneer. It is. It's as serious as a roundhouse.

Soccer Mom
04-01-2008, 10:59 PM
Nobody reads poetry anway. It's like all those fake kung fu movies. Just have some popcorn and relax, noob.

Spinal Tapestry
04-01-2008, 11:02 PM
KUNG FU IS NOT FAKE!

It's hard work. Do you know how tough those Power Ranger auditions are?
It takes skillz. I know. I tried out for it. Jungle Fury, baby.

You know you like those shows? I bet you watch them.
who's your favorite power ranger?


POWER UP POETRY - it's gonna be my second poetry book. Power Ranger poetry.
People will read it. People read poetry!

III
04-01-2008, 11:04 PM
Poetry is important. Just sayin'

Stew21
04-01-2008, 11:05 PM
I'm gonna step out of this one.

Soccer Mom
04-01-2008, 11:08 PM
Good grief. Are you for real? The only thing more laughable than fanfic is fanfic poetry.

I'm sure your mother will love her complimentary copy.

NeuroFizz
04-01-2008, 11:09 PM
the arts marshall
the masturbatory belts
the goal, black
as night's lonely toll,
it's easy to beat the shit
out of shadows

Spinal Tapestry
04-01-2008, 11:14 PM
NeuroFizz - nice to meet you. That poem RAWKS!
You wanna collaborate on my KungFu book with me?

We'll have to teach you to rhyme, but that's easy enough, right!
Awesome man!

NeuroFizz
04-01-2008, 11:19 PM
Naw. Every time I rhyme, I get a boner that won't go down for three hours and fifty five minutes, just under the four hours required to go to the doctor.

Spinal Tapestry
04-01-2008, 11:36 PM
You can talk about that stuff here? hard ons? Really?



cool.

Stew21
04-01-2008, 11:36 PM
Can someone close this now?

aspier
04-01-2008, 11:38 PM
My fists fly
I bloody your eye
kung-fu kick
and then you die.


Poets don't die ... but anyway, you don't do it right that ... 'bloody eye'. I know the 'move' you try to describe. One doesn't use 'fists' but an S-swerve with the right hand to hit the opponent with the knuckle of the bended middle finger on his right temple. Then you straighten your hand breaking his teeth with the back of your pulse. Then you hit his jaw (breaking it) with the elbow as you pull your hand back. And then you straighten your arm (as a kind of goodbye) and with the back of your fist you break his right cheek bone. Very easy ... and no fistssssssss! No fighting really. Easy move.

So, this poem isn't about kung-fu. It isn't about poetry too I suspect. But I find it a cool piece that'll stick. People'll remember it far longer than some of the best poems posted here.

NeuroFizz
04-01-2008, 11:40 PM
Betterer?

aspier
04-01-2008, 11:48 PM
Mm betterer poem sort of!

Spinal Tapestry
04-02-2008, 12:29 AM
Thanks Aspier. Much appreciated.

III
04-02-2008, 01:33 AM
You can talk about that stuff here? hard ons? Really? cool.

That was well on its way to being a haiku. You've natural talent, ST.

Stew21
04-02-2008, 01:34 AM
Stop encouraging this twit!

Spinal Tapestry
04-02-2008, 01:35 AM
You really think so Dawno_O? thanks, man.

I thought about doing a KungFuHaiku book too. do you think people would read that?

and CO guy. Why don't you just leave me alone.

III
04-02-2008, 01:38 AM
You really think so Dawno_O? thanks, man.

I thought about doing a KungFuHaiku book too. do you think people would read that?

and CO guy. Why don't you just leave me alone.

Well, you are welcome, but I'm hardly a "man" :). I think KungFuHaiku could be a bestseller. I know I'd put it on my coffee table :)

ETA: But just leave the "boner" talk out of it. Nobody wants to read about boners in Kung Fu. :)

Soccer Mom
04-02-2008, 01:39 AM
I never thought I would say that
You write worse poetry than my cat.
You wouldn't know a rhyme or meter
If it bit you on the peter.



Idjits.

Spinal Tapestry
04-02-2008, 01:40 AM
what is with that Colorado Dude. He's so mean.
I get your name now. Dawn - it's a chick name.
Well thanks, lady, for being so nice to me here.

When I get some poems done for the haiku book, I'llpost'em for ya. ;)

Shadow77
04-02-2008, 01:42 AM
I spin like a wheel
And slam my high heel
Into your crotch.
Die cockroach!

III
04-02-2008, 01:44 AM
what is with that Colorado Dude. He's so mean.
I get your name now. Dawn - it's a chick name.
Well thanks, lady, for being so nice to me here.

When I get some poems done for the haiku book, I'llpost'em for ya. ;)

Oh, I look forward to that. And in the meantime, notice I changed my user title to quote you! I feel like a ninja now! Hiiiiii-ya!

Shadow77
04-02-2008, 01:56 AM
Hiiii-Ya !!!
Heeee-Haw !!!
Hiiii-Ho !!!
Yaaa-Ya !!!

Umph, splat,
Ugh, Aww.

ddgryphon
04-02-2008, 03:39 AM
Up for four hours
it wasn't even cocaine
viva viagra!