The Cranky's Sausage Smackdown/Harem Collection Thread

Cranky · Apr 1, 2008

Come one. Come all.

So long as you admire my beautiful pectoral muscles.

There's plenty of sausage to go around, so let's be orderly here.

TrainofThought · Apr 1, 2008

Here's $1.00, but give me a thicker one.

sassandgroove · Apr 1, 2008

mmmmmmmmmmm....................

Cranky · Apr 1, 2008

Tell it to the MAGIC cornucopia.

Oh wait. You're the Queen.

It's patriotic sausage, to boot.

Mel · Apr 1, 2008

Mmmmm. Had sausage for breakfast this morning.

Cranky · Apr 1, 2008

Well, then you're already a member, my lovely Mel!

aliajohnson · Apr 1, 2008

TrainofThought said:
Here's $1.00, but give me a thicker one.

Jersey Chick · Apr 1, 2008

**pokes head in**

yep - I'm in the right place!

TrainofThought · Apr 1, 2008

Cranky said:
Tell it to the MAGIC cornucopia.

Oh wait. You're the Queen.

It's patriotic sausage, to boot.

I am the Queen, so don't even try to get chintzy on me.

This one will do.

dolores haze · Apr 1, 2008

Blood sausage delivery for Voyager.

Cranky · Apr 1, 2008

Jersey Chick said:
**pokes head in**

yep - I'm in the right place!

Welcome, sugarbritches!

Cranky · Apr 1, 2008

TrainofThought said:
I am the Queen, so don't even try to get chintzy on me.

This one will do.

The MAGIC of the cornucopia is beautiful indeed.

Though not as beautiful as you, My Queen.

*bows*

TrainofThought · Apr 1, 2008

Cranky said:
The MAGIC of the cornucopia is beautiful indeed.

Though not as beautiful as you, My Queen.

*bows*

*fans face*

You will be rewarded, my dear. Now grill it until it's rubbery.

Jersey Chick · Apr 1, 2008

Howza about this

Gravity · Apr 1, 2008

dolores haze said:
Blood sausage delivery for Voyager.

Didn't I see this in Aliens?

dolores haze · Apr 1, 2008

Sausage in the Hole delivery for Karal:

sunna · Apr 1, 2008

I have't eaten meat in 20 years, but I...I just...

Dammit, Cranky, give it to me!

Cranky · Apr 1, 2008

TrainofThought said:
*fans face*

You will be rewarded, my dear. Now grill it until it's rubbery.

I am my own reward.

I'm very tasty.

Stew21 · Apr 1, 2008

Mac will be along shortly to lock this thread on the grounds that it is disgustingly unappetizing. Bannings to follow. Loosers.

Cranky · Apr 1, 2008

sunna said:
I have't eaten meat in 20 years, but I...I just...

Dammit, Cranky, give it to me!

Gently, my dear. Plenty of sausage to go around. *wink*

Rolling Thunder · Apr 1, 2008

maestrowork · Apr 1, 2008

oh lord, please don't. i went to a baseball opening game yesterday and had two burgers, two brats, and a giant coke. i think i'm going to puke now.

Cranky · Apr 1, 2008

Colorado_Guy said:
Mac will be along shortly to lock this thread on the grounds that it is disgustingly unappetizing. Bannings to follow. Loosers.

So sorry. No more guys allowed.

Your jelusy is getting the best of you...

Jersey Chick · Apr 1, 2008

Colorado_Guy said:
Mac will be along shortly to lock this thread on the grounds that it is disgustingly unappetizing. Bannings to follow. Loosers.

I think somebody's hungry...

Is the sausage almost ready??

sassandgroove · Apr 1, 2008

My humble offering.

The Cranky's Sausage Smackdown/Harem Collection Thread

Cranky

TrainofThought

A flowering bud of bitchiness

sassandgroove

Sassy haircut

Cranky

Mel

Never be completely back to normal.

Cranky

aliajohnson

Jersey Chick

Up all night to get Loki

TrainofThought

A flowering bud of bitchiness

dolores haze

international guttersnipe

Cranky

Cranky

TrainofThought

A flowering bud of bitchiness

Jersey Chick

Up all night to get Loki

Gravity

Seen 'em come, seen 'em go

dolores haze

international guttersnipe

sunna

Cranky

Stew21

Cranky

Rolling Thunder

maestrowork

Fear the Death Ray

Cranky

Jersey Chick

Up all night to get Loki

sassandgroove

Sassy haircut