Little bastids. I'm not quite sure how this all came about and so, please bear with me for a moment, but I have to tell you a little something that may become somewhat disturbing.
They've found me. I was all bundled up and quite content to slumber away my drunk. But that was not to be the case tonight.
I was awakened by a munching. The crunch of dried flesh was enough to startle me. Then there became a bone breaking sound and I quickly noticed my left ear was gone. I had heard of such destruction from my neighbors, I did.
Now I'm alert. Although I am drinking a pint to help with the painful bite. I just found that they like me, not so much to my delight. They are a swarmy bunch, yes indeed.
Bed and bugs, toiled with such glee and I narely had to pee. They pulled me down to the edge of my bed and began again to tasted red.
The crickets! I say again "They've found me, again." and not a minute past midnight them came.
Bastids! Never let me sleep with you.
Good night and enjoy the slack.
They've found me. I was all bundled up and quite content to slumber away my drunk. But that was not to be the case tonight.
I was awakened by a munching. The crunch of dried flesh was enough to startle me. Then there became a bone breaking sound and I quickly noticed my left ear was gone. I had heard of such destruction from my neighbors, I did.
Now I'm alert. Although I am drinking a pint to help with the painful bite. I just found that they like me, not so much to my delight. They are a swarmy bunch, yes indeed.
Bed and bugs, toiled with such glee and I narely had to pee. They pulled me down to the edge of my bed and began again to tasted red.
The crickets! I say again "They've found me, again." and not a minute past midnight them came.
Bastids! Never let me sleep with you.
Good night and enjoy the slack.
