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D.R.Agony
04-01-2008, 12:25 PM
Pagan people remember there past lifes, right?
I remember I was a Dragon in my past Life, but that was a long time ago so now I want to know what I was between then and now!!!

Does anybody know how I can find out??

Thanks!!! :)

Mr Flibble
04-01-2008, 01:29 PM
Does anybody know how I can find out??

Yep it's easy. First you die ( make sure you remember who you are though! Important). Then when you're born again you can leik totally wow everyone with your uber cool reincarnation story. Right before they haul you off to the loony bin Or get burned as a witch or something).

Personally I was Alexander the Great's chief eunuch in a past life.

bluntforcetrauma
04-01-2008, 01:31 PM
Pagan people remember there past lifes, right?
I remember I was a Dragon in my past Life, but that was a long time ago so now I want to know what I was between then and now!!!

:)


Same as always...a loser.

D.R.Agony
04-01-2008, 01:37 PM
Dragons arent Loosers Ricky, your just being mean again.

Idiots I want to know what I was not know what I am when I'm not any more!

bluntforcetrauma
04-01-2008, 01:40 PM
If they aren't losers why did the Norsemen kill them all off?

Mr Flibble
04-01-2008, 01:41 PM
Fine, I think I understood that.

First check for birthmarks shaped like a crown / sword / dragon/ christmas pudding. If you haven't got any, we have to do it the hard way.

Close your eyes, count back from a thousand and fifty six. When you get to one you will be regressed to a past life.

Did I ever tell you about that time me and Ghengis sacked that city...actually that's probably an inappropraite story.

And norsemen killed them all cos norsemen rock, k?

D.R.Agony
04-01-2008, 01:42 PM
The Norce didnt kill them all off Ricky theres one waiting under your bed just for you

bluntforcetrauma
04-01-2008, 01:44 PM
Oo...I'm skeered.

D.R.Agony
04-01-2008, 01:45 PM
I have a birthmark shaped like Wyoming Idiot what does that mean

Do eunuchs sack cities I never knew what they did exactly
Or werent you a eunuch then

bluntforcetrauma
04-01-2008, 01:46 PM
Eunuchs were seperated from their sacks, much like you.

Mr Flibble
04-01-2008, 01:52 PM
No , I wasn't a eunuch then. Ghengis and Alexander were about 1500 years apart.

Is a Wyoming Idiot different in any way from a normal one? I'm sorry, I left my Idiots Field Guide at the Monster Raving Loony party

HeronW
04-01-2008, 01:57 PM
Past life regressions can help guide you to former selves, they're particularly good for releasing traumas and understanding strong fears and attractions to people/places.

D.R.Agony
04-01-2008, 02:04 PM
Yes I think thats why Im scared of breathing fire at people cuz I was a Dragon

Mr Flibble
04-01-2008, 02:10 PM
Yeah, that explains why I'm scared of ripping people limb from limb for kicks. Every single life( that's why I got made a eunuch). Sheesh, you'd think they'd give me something different wouldn't you?

D.R.Agony
04-01-2008, 02:11 PM
Thats silly
If you rip them up they cant kick

Mr Flibble
04-01-2008, 02:13 PM
They can. The limbs still twitch for quite a while afterwards. Especially when you have weaponry embedded in their nervous system.

D.R.Agony
04-01-2008, 02:17 PM
Is it really ripping if you have weaponry :Huh:

Anyway I still dont know what I was after I was a Dragon

Mr Flibble
04-01-2008, 02:20 PM
I rip first, then I use the weaponry for my rituals. Wearing something bloodproof is very important too.


So did you try counting back from one thousand and fifty six?

D.R.Agony
04-01-2008, 02:22 PM
I tryed but I got confused around nine hundred and eighty seven :(
Or maybe seven hundred and ninety eight :Huh: :Huh:
Or something like that.

Mr Flibble
04-01-2008, 03:01 PM
Ah but that's the only way. One thousand and fifty six is a magic number, see, that opens the window to your past life.

Shame really. I could tell you some tales about when I was an Amazon, and I broke all those men...

D.R.Agony
04-01-2008, 03:12 PM
Heron told me another way
But I think its even harder :(

Mr Flibble
04-01-2008, 03:22 PM
Use a meat tenderiser, that'll soften it up

Sarita
04-02-2008, 02:06 AM
*sigh* Is it terribly unfun of me to want to fix the typo in the title of this thread?

Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh?

ChaosTitan
04-02-2008, 02:09 AM
Go for it, Sara. I have a feeling DR.Agony is a troll that's not long for this world. My Spidey senses are tingling.

Sarita
04-02-2008, 02:13 AM
FIXEDEDEDEDEDDED

Honeybea
04-02-2008, 02:28 AM
Leave Dragony alone. Twirps. She & I will writ a gr8 book 2gethr. Jealus.

ChaosTitan
04-02-2008, 02:32 AM
PublishAmerica will welcome you with a shiny new dollar bill.

Honeybea
04-02-2008, 02:40 AM
Geez. Anothr mod. Trollz. :e2moon:

ChaosTitan
04-02-2008, 02:43 AM
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Orclev
04-02-2008, 03:27 AM
Pagan people remember there past lifes, right?
I remember I was a Dragon in my past Life, but that was a long time ago so now I want to know what I was between then and now!!!

Does anybody know how I can find out??

Thanks!!! :)

I was a website in my past life!!! I remeber cause I create a new site whear you can ern $$$ for posting yor articals/stories/etc etc etc!!!

D.R.Agony
04-02-2008, 04:36 AM
I was a website in my past life!!! I remeber cause I create a new site whear you can ern $$$ for posting yor articals/stories/etc etc etc!!!

Pft, websites dont have soles.

Sarsimat8, what typo :Huh:

Cranky
04-02-2008, 04:37 AM
I was a wild boar.

Duh.

Sarita
04-02-2008, 05:17 AM
Sarsimat8, what typo :Huh::tongue Guess.

D.R.Agony
04-02-2008, 05:32 AM
I didnt put guess in the title at all and I know how to spell that lol

StephanieFox
04-02-2008, 08:09 AM
I don't really think there are past (or future lives) except in the metaphorical sense. I think when you die, but get buried, become compost and then meld into the Great Mother. Your future life could be a tree or a cloud or maybe, an anthropological exhibit.

But, I won't care, 'cause I'll be dead.

A lot of Pagans I know do believe in past lives and some of them say they remember them. I don't know how they do that. Even if it were true, I don't think I would be that interested.

D.R.Agony
04-02-2008, 08:14 AM
Thats cuz you werent a Dragon lolol

StephanieFox
04-02-2008, 10:56 AM
I am a charter member of the Society for the Rehabilitation of Drunken Dragons.

Mr Flibble
04-02-2008, 01:16 PM
They banned my toy! I was having fun playing with him.

*sulks*



A lot of Pagans I know do believe in past lives and some of them say they remember them.

I prefer to believe in the lives I'm going to have. My hubby reckons I was probably


Freydis Eiriksdottir who took part in an expedition to Vinland, defended herself from Skraelings using a sword while heavily pregnant, and personally murdered several "inconvenient" people later in the expedition,

in a previous life. I'm not that cranky when I'm pregnant though ( close but not quite)

Shweta
04-02-2008, 01:38 PM
They banned my toy! I was having fun playing with him.

*sulks*

How do you think I feel about it?

*sulks*
Also, it was a her, darnit.


I prefer to believe in the lives I'm going to have. My hubby reckons I was probably

Aw, what a wonderful guy :)

Mr Flibble
04-02-2008, 01:50 PM
Also, it was a her, darnit.

Damn, I keep getting that wrong! Can't we have a little symbol by the avatar. Boobies for girls and.....


Aw, what a wonderful guy :)

Heheh yeah. Personally I think he's like Marv in Sin City ( not in looks!) in that he was born in the wrong century. He should be swinging wildly round with an axe or something.

Carole
04-03-2008, 07:18 AM
I swear...all I do is take a small sabbatical and look what happens.

:D

Shweta
04-03-2008, 08:09 AM
Happy birthday, Carole! This is your present :D

Carole
04-03-2008, 03:07 PM
Yay! Presents!!