Does anyone remember their past Lives?

Does anybody know how I can find out??

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Yep it's easy. First you die ( make sure you remember who you are though! Important). Then when you're born again you can leik totally wow everyone with your uber cool reincarnation story. Right before they haul you off to the loony bin Or get burned as a witch or something).

Personally I was Alexander the Great's chief eunuch in a past life.

D.R.Agony said:

Pagan people remember there past lifes, right?
I remember I was a Dragon in my past Life, but that was a long time ago so now I want to know what I was between then and now!!!

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Same as always...a loser.

If they aren't losers why did the Norsemen kill them all off?

Fine, I think I understood that.

First check for birthmarks shaped like a crown / sword / dragon/ christmas pudding. If you haven't got any, we have to do it the hard way.

Close your eyes, count back from a thousand and fifty six. When you get to one you will be regressed to a past life.

Did I ever tell you about that time me and Ghengis sacked that city...actually that's probably an inappropraite story.

And norsemen killed them all cos norsemen rock, k?

Oo...I'm skeered.

Eunuchs were seperated from their sacks, much like you.

No , I wasn't a eunuch then. Ghengis and Alexander were about 1500 years apart.

Is a Wyoming Idiot different in any way from a normal one? I'm sorry, I left my Idiots Field Guide at the Monster Raving Loony party

Past life regressions can help guide you to former selves, they're particularly good for releasing traumas and understanding strong fears and attractions to people/places.

Yeah, that explains why I'm scared of ripping people limb from limb for kicks. Every single life( that's why I got made a eunuch). Sheesh, you'd think they'd give me something different wouldn't you?

They can. The limbs still twitch for quite a while afterwards. Especially when you have weaponry embedded in their nervous system.

I rip first, then I use the weaponry for my rituals. Wearing something bloodproof is very important too.


So did you try counting back from one thousand and fifty six?

Ah but that's the only way. One thousand and fifty six is a magic number, see, that opens the window to your past life.

Shame really. I could tell you some tales about when I was an Amazon, and I broke all those men...

Use a meat tenderiser, that'll soften it up

*sigh* Is it terribly unfun of me to want to fix the typo in the title of this thread?

Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh?

Go for it, Sara. I have a feeling DR.Agony is a troll that's not long for this world. My Spidey senses are tingling.

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