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medusaoblongata
04-01-2008, 09:22 AM
Wow, what a charming place to gather. Can't wait to just dive right in and test the waters! I've heard interesting things about this forum.

I'm a multi-tasked writer -- working freelance right now. All genres -- how hard is that, really? Same plot line, just different settings, time periods, levels of angst and introspection, props and optional clothing. Don't get me started on how easy poetry is.
This place will be fun to expand my horizons!



SYW looks appealing, but politics that's my baileywick. Look forward to meeting y'all.

-- MO

Maui Author
04-01-2008, 09:24 AM
Welcome!!!

Anthony Matias
04-01-2008, 09:29 AM
Welcome MO!

Thrillride
04-01-2008, 09:34 AM
I've heard interesting things about this forum.


Now what in the world could people be saying? Muahahahahaha.

Welcome, MO.

D.R.Agony
04-01-2008, 09:46 AM
Hi!! I just got here too!!!

You think Poetrys, easy? OMG! Its sooo hard, how do you make everything rhyme?

medusaoblongata
04-01-2008, 09:48 AM
Hi!! I just got here too!!!

You think Poetrys, easy? OMG! Its sooo hard, how do you make everything rhyme?

By taking my time...

Nonsense words help, too.

poetinahat
04-01-2008, 09:49 AM
*sigh*

Well, welcome.

my head hurts.

D.R.Agony
04-01-2008, 09:51 AM
But how do you know what nonsense words sound like?

medusaoblongata
04-01-2008, 09:58 AM
um, by reading the newbie forum?
Meow, just kidding.
Your a peppy one aren't ya.

When in doubt of poetry prowess simply refer to the great works of Andre the Giant.

Anybody want a peanut?

Terran
04-01-2008, 10:07 AM
Welcome Medusaoblonggada. Love the name BTW. :welcome:

D.R.Agony
04-01-2008, 10:13 AM
I dont get it. People use nonsense words here? But theres no poetry here.

poetinahat
04-01-2008, 10:28 AM
That does it.

*flounce*

Jo
04-01-2008, 10:34 AM
Jump right in. Oh, you have. Welcome, medusaoblongata.

Peanut? You have peanuts? Sorry to hear that.

Mumut
04-01-2008, 10:52 AM
Welcome, Mo. You've started well.

Mandy-Jane
04-01-2008, 11:00 AM
:welcome:

bluntforcetrauma
04-01-2008, 11:01 AM
I'm here, too. Coincidence? I think not. There are larger forces at work. A force named Haggis (be very afraid). Anyway, come on in and light yer baileywick.

TemlynWriting
04-01-2008, 11:08 AM
Welcome, medusaoblongata. Love your username!

Nickie
04-01-2008, 11:10 AM
Hi there, and welcome to the Cooler!


Nickie

JJ Cooper
04-01-2008, 11:22 AM
Happy fun day and welcome.

JJ

poetinahat
04-01-2008, 12:53 PM
That does it.

*flounce*
Typical.

I don't believe it.

poetinahat
04-01-2008, 12:54 PM
Typical.

I don't believe it.
Oh yeah?

Watch THIS.

*flounce*

Jo
04-01-2008, 12:57 PM
Uh-huh. Riiiiiight.

*peeks under flouncy dress*

Pink? Not you, too? I think BFT wants those back...

JJ Cooper
04-01-2008, 12:59 PM
We weren't ignoring you, stoned. Wait, don't go. You are the most valuable member here (besides me). Don't leave us. Stay. etc etc.

JJ

dpaterso
04-01-2008, 01:08 PM
Stonetable has been banned for repeatedly sending nekkid pics to moderators. Ordinarily that's not a banning offense, in fact we encourage it, but they were all pics of his own butt. Except for the one with the scary chihauhau.

-Derek

JJ Cooper
04-01-2008, 01:13 PM
Maybe he just wanted to show you how sore his butt gets riding that hard-ass motorbike of his.

JJ

HeronW
04-01-2008, 02:04 PM
Welcome!

medusaoblongata
04-01-2008, 08:45 PM
Ah, awake.

Yes, yes...I feel all warm and snuggly here.

About poetry : I find most of my inspiration from graffiti on bathroom walls.
In fact I've written a book based on what I've seen : Stall Stories, What You Think Stinks.


I'm always looking for collaborators.

And poems based on rhyming schemes like AEIOU, HOW DO YOU DO, EIEIO, TIME IS UP I GOTTA GO

Ya know, things you snap your fingers to while you hum along.

Deep thoughts...philosophy about philosophy.

Oh well...I'm off to start testing the waters.

Soccer Mom
04-01-2008, 08:58 PM
Let me save you a little trouble, Medulla.

Respect your fellow writers, but show a little savvy. Don't start with philosophy or poetry. Those are dead forums.

I used to be active around here, but thanks to all the idiots I've encountered lately, I'm about to hang up things for good.

Don't waste the time typing.

medusaoblongata
04-01-2008, 09:16 PM
Whoa. Whatever.

Soccer Mom
04-01-2008, 09:41 PM
You're still here? I'm sure there is a reason.

Whatever yourself.

medusaoblongata
04-02-2008, 02:23 AM
You're still here? I'm sure there is a reason.

Whatever yourself.

Okay. I've been getting messages all day about how wonderful I am. Except from some of the weirdos with those stupid avatars. This place isn't the environment for a writer of my caliber. My poetry and genre fiction eclipse everything I've read in the share your work area.

However, I would be willing to stick around and help guide all of the silly, trite scribblings of thsoe who frequent here. Even the "mods" might benefit from my experience. How about giving me the reins and I will endeavor to inspire.

Anthony Matias
04-02-2008, 02:26 AM
Except from some of the weirdos with those stupid avatars.


:popcorn:

Foinah
04-02-2008, 02:30 AM
What's wrong with our avatars? And what's up with that name?

I guess I should say "welcome"...

dpaterso
04-02-2008, 02:49 AM
However, I would be willing to stick around and help guide all of the silly, trite scribblings of thsoe who frequent here. Even the "mods" might benefit from my experience. How about giving me the reins and I will endeavor to inspire.
I like your style, medusa. You could be just what we've been waiting for, a big boot that gives us all a big kick up the backside to get things really moving around here. I'm going to talk about this with the top dogs and see what they say. Don't go away.

-Derek

Foinah
04-02-2008, 03:34 AM
Finally, the voice of reason. Who are you?

Terran
04-02-2008, 03:44 AM
:e2shower:

Anthony Matias
04-02-2008, 03:46 AM
:e2shower:

That's no way to welcome in someone new!

Soccer Mom
04-02-2008, 03:54 AM
Okay. I've been getting messages all day about how wonderful I am. Except from some of the weirdos with those stupid avatars. This place isn't the environment for a writer of my caliber. My poetry and genre fiction eclipse everything I've read in the share your work area.

However, I would be willing to stick around and help guide all of the silly, trite scribblings of thsoe who frequent here. Even the "mods" might benefit from my experience. How about giving me the reins and I will endeavor to inspire.

Oh sure. You can give us the benefit of your infinite wisdom. I'm sure I speak for all they stupid avatars when I say

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/25/ittibittikitti128509298289546641.jpg

Foinah
04-02-2008, 04:01 AM
I'm sure Medusa is some sort of genius. Uh-huh. I'm skirting the respect your fellow writer rule when I say this but...clean up your arrogant tone or there might be repercussions.

I don't care what "Wyntermoon" thinks. If we give MO a mod hat I'm walking.

ChaosTitan
04-02-2008, 04:02 AM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/3/25/ittibittikitti128509298289546641.jpg

OMG, the one on the left looks just like my baby girl!

Soccer Mom
04-02-2008, 04:06 AM
Mine looks like the second from the left. She's got a white bib and paws.

Terran
04-02-2008, 04:30 AM
That's no way to welcome in someone new!

Pass me some of that popcorn.

medusaoblongata
04-02-2008, 06:30 AM
I'm sure Medusa is some sort of genius. Uh-huh. I'm skirting the respect your fellow writer rule when I say this but...clean up your arrogant tone or there might be repercussions.

I don't care what "Wyntermoon" thinks. If we give MO a mod hat I'm walking.

Are you threatened? Hmm?

It doesn't matter. I was here before a few months ago and got asked to leave. How ironic that I'm being courted now by the higher-ups.

Cranky
04-02-2008, 06:32 AM
Are you threatened? Hmm?

It doesn't matter. I was here before a few months ago and got asked to leave. How ironic that I'm being courted now by the higher-ups.

Well, plastic surgery helps, I guess. They didn't recognize you.

Thrillride
04-02-2008, 06:50 AM
I'm sure Medusa is some sort of genius. Uh-huh. I'm skirting the respect your fellow writer rule when I say this but...clean up your arrogant tone or there might be repercussions.

I don't care what "Wyntermoon" thinks. If we give MO a mod hat I'm walking.

Ahhhh, Jenna. What would we do without the trolls? Do ya have any guesses as to which bored person this is? Lessee...there are a few to choose from. I suppose in the near future, one of our super heroes will unmask the pain in the arse.

medusaoblongata
04-02-2008, 07:10 AM
Ha. None of you mean anything. I've developed my writing style beyond standard practice.

A poem :

Peeking from behind the curtain
laughing at the merkins
Mods can only guess
Sorry, I digress
your chains I keep on jerkin'

Soccer Mom
04-02-2008, 07:12 AM
You should meet my friend Spinal Tapestry. Y'all have a lot in common.

Cranky
04-02-2008, 07:19 AM
You should meet my friend Spinal Tapestry. Y'all have a lot in common.

Maybe some other time. He's watching the Power Rangers right now. Gettin' story ideas, ye ken?

medusaoblongata
04-02-2008, 07:57 AM
Tapestry is hot. I want to lick his brain.

Terran
04-02-2008, 08:00 AM
Tapestry is hot. I want to lick his brain.

Whoa...kinda creeped out.:scared:

Cranky
04-02-2008, 08:00 AM
Tapestry is hot. I want to lick his brain.

Well, that's real squicky. Thanks.

Foinah
04-02-2008, 10:44 AM
Farewell, Medusa. Until we meet again (insert snotty french accent here).